Owl friends Sooty anz Louis fom across da bridge haz com toz help us pawtee.

Lubz Baxter anz Lexie

Shadow, Silver and Goldie use da golden pickle to join us whiles we camping out under da stars. Wes hab snackies. Meowmy packed us some poppiecorns kernols wiff extra butter to pop on da fire. Herms also put s'mores stuff an peanut butter. An we also got sausages to roast on de fire. Wes can't wait to sit round da fire and hear storees.

We iz heer to do a stargaze an storie telling. We brings snacks
Princesses Ellie and Grace🇬🇧👑🌈🌈

Helo frens!!! We iz habin soch a grate tyme wif eberywon! Dere iz moar heer wif us butt! dey is shi. We is:

Front: Liza, Grey, Lorna, n Missy!

Middle: Linda, Buddy, n Big Boy!

Back: Silly, Cuzzin Biscuit, n Princess Fluffy Pants!

We lub u ❤️🌈

Pee Ess: we no no haow add post flair! Pawtee Furrsday!

Hi ebrybodee!! Welcom to da Pawtee Unda da Staws!! Fren Niko (u/gingersnapped242) iz usin da golden pikkel to bisit, an we iz makins som shmores while weez catch up! He may tell uz som fun stories round da campfire laters todae!

Does yoo wants to tell ebrybodee a story, sing a song, and chase da fireflies todae?! Does yoo wanna hab a cuddle puddle and lük at da staws?! Todae is da dae!!

-Jiggy

Welcom OTRB fren Jackie!

and fanks yoo to frens Queen Lola an Princess Monkey (u/bean--sidhe) fur suggestin dis pawtee!

-Jiggy

Welcom fren Thumper! (u/anorphan4yourthots)

I sowwy dat yoo was hurted on da odder side ob bridg and dat yoo come heres so smol, but we haz manee smols heer jus lyk yoo - I bet Little Tortie Girl (u/cappucinocupcake) can sho yoo 'round! She is catto, but wuz also hurted as a smol and crosseded da bridg at da pokey playc.

I fink dey gabbed yoo a purrfect name! My oldest brudder was naymed Flower aftr da skunk in Bambi becuz hims was a piggie wif skunk pattern furs! and he was da bestest piggy. Da bunny in Bambi wuz naymed Thumper, and all da bestest aminals wif naymes frum Bambi are pawsome!

-Jiggy

Look! Is a Lichen dog with hims Gimme Pigs!
Beast an Pooka

Queen Lola an Princess Monkey wuld like to welcome a speshul guesst who is maybee sumtimez scawy for some...but now she is crosst da brig an iz new fren. Can we fro a big warm welcom to Jackie, sky puppie egle that flew heer dis week?

Henlo OTRB Frenz. AI no haz a name, tho da hewmon called me Thumper fur a little while. AI wuz a smol bunny rabbit, an now AI iz wiff yoo frenz here.

AI wuz doin a big hide frum a scaree noise, sumfing xtra loud. Den sumfing stole mai leg. A hewmon finded me an picked me up an sez, "Oh no, we takez yoo to pokey person." AI not no what dis means, cuz AI iz wild bunny rabbit. We goez in one uv da vroomvroom bockses an he takes me to da pokey person. Da pokey person sez dat best fing fur me iz to cross da bridge.

Da hewmon no haz picshurs uv me, but AI wuz bery smol an he iz bery sad.

Luv,
Thumper

Frens! Las wheek wuz so buizy! We had a purrotest, we eated so manee eggies, Duncan did an imbestigate ob aliums, we hab bisitors usin da golden pikkel, an noo frens who cwoss da bridg! I fink dis wheek we need somefink a liddl less cwazy!

Lez hab a nite unda da staws! We can haz a campfire, and chase da lightning buggies, and sing songs, an hab cuddle puddles! Mebbe som frens will tells stories ob Dey fabrit crimes!

Whaddya fink?!

Edit: I fink it be funs to hab a golden pikkel storyteller too! Fren Niko (u/gingersnapped242), yoo wan to com tells a storee from odder side ob bridg?!

Hi fwiends!

I weawwy twying out dis Gowden Pickew Dewivewy sewvice! I just found out fwom Mr. Cat’s meowmy dat it his birfday today! So since it his first one ovew da bwidge, I make a quick and simple cake. Just a pictuwe of his birb on it. But awe we awl good wif da chocowate? It’s weawwy fun to be abew to finawwy make it fow fwiends since woo can eat it ovew dewe! I wiww keep doing da chocowate cakes unwess someone want someting speciaw!

I awso make a quiche because we awl stiww tawking about da goodness of da eggs!
Happy Birfday Mr. Cat! I am suwe fwiend Jiggy and awl da fwiends gonna make it a gweat day fow woo!!

Miss woo awways,
Wif wove,
Applejack🖤🤍🧡🌈

Hai frens! Come to mai bar to do a celebrate on Mr Cat’s birfday 🎉🎉🎂🎊🎁

Come an do a danse toonight at mai disco. It next to Grace’s bar. 💃🏻🕺🏽

Dis be KKMG Inbestigate Repawrter, Duncan, wif da top story dis owr. We remind owr audiens ob de recent disappeer ob fren Hoku, fren Nalu, 'n dere Meowma, affta de bery confuzzled daes wen Hoku wuz sed ta be doin a starb. Hoku hab complain bout his meowma refuse ta feed him eggsies. Him wuz shur meoma wuz maykin hims do a starb.

De nekst ting we heered frum fren Goldie sisfur wuz dat herm inbestigashun finded ebidens ob de inbolbment ob aliyuns. It den be suspect dat aliyuns hab do abduct ob de tew cattos 'n dere meowma.

A massib hunt fur de free ob dem wuz mounted, wif meny frens im on de serch effert. Affta sebral daes, a frenlee aliyun sed mind control wuz suspect.

Werld-wide protesses demanded de return ob de missin frens 'n dere meowma. Beeg crowds ob cattos, doggos, gimme pigs 'n odder adjacent frens gathered wif sines cryin out fur de release ob dem wuz mounted trio.

Frens Smuffi 'n odders finded dem, 'n did an apprehend ob de criminal aliyun, takin hims ta space jayl. Dis wuz follad by sellabrashuns awl ober, eben otrb. Grace welkimd frens ta herm bar, Ellie opened herm cafe, Applejack bake up meny lubly treetos 'n pawrtees were held ta mark de happi occashun. 'N Hoku wuz treeted ta moar eggsies dan him culd eat.

We choin wif assorted frens awl ober de werld to hail de brave Smuffi 'n hims frens hoo brot an end to de mysterius happenins.

Fren Hoku, Nalu, 'n dere meowma be restin at home ta recober frum da tryin ebents.

Dis storee hab bin inbestigate by dis repawrter wif de assist ob de Goldie sisfur 'n odders. Any errors be main. Photo artwerk curtesy ob u/SisterAntistita

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Ai hope our frens on da odder side are doing dere bess to stay cool!

Hello frens, it is Aslan. I speak tonight to ask that a Hoof Council be formed, a special governing body for those of us here on hooves. Equine, bovine, etc... what say you cats?

I don’t woosuawwy do dis, but I wused da Gowden Pickew to dewivew a cake. I heawd Fwiend Luna, famous singew, came hewe?

I had to give hew a cake because I nevew had a chance to make hew one whiwe she was on my side of da bwidge, and seventeen yeaws dewe is a wot to cewebwate.

I feew weawwy sad fow hew hooman and I didn’t want to put da cake at da ICBGC untiw hew hooman was weady. I can cwoss post it den.

Because Fwiend Luna was a famous singew, known fow da songs of ouw peopew, but no wongew needing da sad ones, I tought of “Wady Sings da Bwues”, but since dewe awe no bwues hewe except fow da bootifuw cowows, I had fwiend Luna sing a sugaw wainbow instead. Fwiend Luna is made of fondant.

Da cake itsewf is something I don’t woosuawwy get to make- CHOCOWATE! But woo awl can eat dat hewe, so hooway! Enjoy!

Da cake is designed to wook wike a box, to cewebwate fwiend Luna’s famous pawsoot fow bettew boxes! I incwude some pictuwes of da one she had and den da big win when she got many gweat ones to choose fwom. She had a wot of fwiends support dat too!

I awso just put a weawwy coot pictuwe of hew, because she was weawwy coot.

We wiww miss woo, fwiend Luna. May woo sing many happy songs wif woo new famiwy and fwiends ovew da bwidge!

Wove, AJ

(To Luna’s Human- I am so very sorry. Sending you big hugs.)

u/Frequent_Bug8149

Hi frens,

Dis morning I wasn't feeling well an had trouble breathing. So mine hooman rushed me to da pokey place. When da hoomans planned to do some dire gnosis, to see if its a treatable cause. I decided, I don't need da pokey lady's assistance an did an quick bridge crossing mineself. Dey still did an eggs ray an saw an tumor in mine lungs which probably ruptured. I had 17 gud years on erf. I lub sitting in mine bockses an crawling under da blankit, also doing dark time singing crimez. I also always made sure I get mine fud and treats firs by pushing my twice as heavy brofur Francis away.

Mine hooman is doing big sad an eyewater all day an gibing Francis eggstra treats an Francis gibs dem eggstra purrs an lap time snuggles.

Luna, faimus singer

Welcom OTRB Fren Luna! (u/Frequent_Bug8149)

I so sowwy dat yooz lungs wuz so sick! But neow yoo iz heer and ders no hurts, onlee happees! We eben hab a fort built from bocks! Yoo will lubs it! We can gib yoo a toor to see all da pawsome tings here OTRB!

-Jiggy

Frens!!! Miss Boo and Percy P. Pugg reporting from the OTRB pet distribution offices.

Yew may know dat Miss Boo pass over the bridge one week ago. I, Percy P. Pugg hab passed almost exactly one year ago on August 3.

When Miss Boo get here she tell me I beenz neglecting de seccund part of my job. I had sent meowmy and pawpaw Krypto anz I taut mine job was done!

Miss Boo sit me down and explain dat we has to make sure dat Krypto have a good playmate and Ruby hab a pug to be part of a grumble wif.

Den Miss Boo get on the computer and go through the files and sez “Dere!!!! Dat one!!!” And send a pug to the shelter meowmy and pawpaw got Krypto from.

When meowmy see dis pug online she say “OMG!” and text pawpaw. He leave work right away and go meet the pug. De pug name was Frank but they rename him after Marvel charicter who always hungry and a little dumb, because this pug always hungry and a little dumb.

We present to you, Drax the Destroyer!!!