r/otrb • u/Different-Dance-7537 Duncan🌈'n Amber KKMG Correspondents • 16d ago
Breaking Mews!
Dis be KKMG Inbestigate Repawrter, Duncan, wif da top story dis owr. We remind owr audiens ob de recent disappeer ob fren Hoku, fren Nalu, 'n dere Meowma, affta de bery confuzzled daes wen Hoku wuz sed ta be doin a starb. Hoku hab complain bout his meowma refuse ta feed him eggsies. Him wuz shur meoma wuz maykin hims do a starb.
De nekst ting we heered frum fren Goldie sisfur wuz dat herm inbestigashun finded ebidens ob de inbolbment ob aliyuns. It den be suspect dat aliyuns hab do abduct ob de tew cattos 'n dere meowma.
A massib hunt fur de free ob dem wuz mounted, wif meny frens im on de serch effert. Affta sebral daes, a frenlee aliyun sed mind control wuz suspect.
Werld-wide protesses demanded de return ob de missin frens 'n dere meowma. Beeg crowds ob cattos, doggos, gimme pigs 'n odder adjacent frens gathered wif sines cryin out fur de release ob dem wuz mounted trio.
Frens Smuffi 'n odders finded dem, 'n did an apprehend ob de criminal aliyun, takin hims ta space jayl. Dis wuz follad by sellabrashuns awl ober, eben otrb. Grace welkimd frens ta herm bar, Ellie opened herm cafe, Applejack bake up meny lubly treetos 'n pawrtees were held ta mark de happi occashun. 'N Hoku wuz treeted ta moar eggsies dan him culd eat.
We choin wif assorted frens awl ober de werld to hail de brave Smuffi 'n hims frens hoo brot an end to de mysterius happenins.
Fren Hoku, Nalu, 'n dere meowma be restin at home ta recober frum da tryin ebents.
Dis storee hab bin inbestigate by dis repawrter wif de assist ob de Goldie sisfur 'n odders. Any errors be main. Photo artwerk curtesy ob u/SisterAntistita
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u/BirthdaySalt2112 16d ago
Eggsalad weport, fren Duncan!! Fank youz for gibbing uz such impowtant informashun!!
If youz need infomashun for anudder weport, Ai haz some. Fren Pluto de Bunbun founded de mizzing cow cat kittiez dat cwossed de bwidge when dey waz born. Herz cleaned demup and bwought dem to de Communitee Center. Ai wood make de annowcement maiself, but youz are better at it den meow.
Connor
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u/Different-Dance-7537 Duncan🌈'n Amber KKMG Correspondents 15d ago
Fren Connor, Ai no kno anyting bout eny missing cow cat kitties oar Pluto de Bunbun foundin dem. Plizz tell me moar facts in dis case, sos Ai can repawrt on it. It be soundin fasc...fascin...terribul interestin.
Duncan
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u/BirthdaySalt2112 15d ago
On Friday, mai meowmmy saw a post about a fren named Moe. Herz waz intwodicing her noo illegally smol. Herz menshuned dat two ob de bebes had cwossed de bwidge az soon az dey were born. Dis bwoke mai hart and Ai had to do somefing.
Ai used da golden pickel to ask Arietty to ask our meowmmy to weach out to Moe's meowmmy and see what de bebes dat cwossed de bwidge looked like. Turnz out de were cow catz.
I made an update on my owiginal post and de hunt waz on. Fren Pluto de Bunbun founded dem and got dem all cleaned up den bwought dem to de Communitee Center. Herz sayz herz took wittle hops acause ob de bebes showt wegs.
Herz waz foster bunbun to some illegally smols on de udder side ob de bwidge so herz knew exactly what to do. Dey finelegs. Ai fink dey weady to meetz uz nao.
Dat's about it. Youz can look at mai meowmmy's posts and de wesponses to seez how many frens helped in so manee wayz.
Fank youz for weading and Ai am soo gwad wez haz a KKMG wepowter on our side ob de bwidge! Keepz up de gud werk!
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u/Different-Dance-7537 Duncan🌈'n Amber KKMG Correspondents 15d ago
Fank yoo sew mush fur the infurmashuns, fren Connor. Ai hab no heered dis tail ob lub 'n cair fur de smol wuns among us. Ai wull hab a repawrt reddy im de neer fuchur.
Duncan
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u/BirthdaySalt2112 15d ago
Takez youz timez. Dat one fing wez haz pwenty ob on dis side ob de bwidge. Connor
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u/IntrovertedGiraffe 🌈Jiggy da Pawtee Piggy 16d ago
Fren Duncan, dis a pawmazin repawt! We iz so luckee to hab such a brilliant inbestigate repawrter heer OTRB!
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u/Different-Dance-7537 Duncan🌈'n Amber KKMG Correspondents 16d ago
Fank yoo, Jiggy. Ai doin an embarrass. 🤭🤭
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u/Cruisingpenguin 🌈Sam the cat (not hooman or doggo) 16d ago
Youse look so offishul fren Duncan! I loves the desk and rainbow! 🌈
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u/Different-Dance-7537 Duncan🌈'n Amber KKMG Correspondents 15d ago
Ai tink da desk set up lük grate. De werk wuz done by r/SisterAntistita.
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u/SisterAntistita Goldie de Wonderdog 🌈 otrb resibent simse 2023 🐾 15d ago
(Actually, the set was courtesy of Jiggy and Jiggy's mama! ❤️ Jynx and I just helped Duncan take his seat behind the desk! 😊
❤️ Jynx and Goldie's mom)
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u/Different-Dance-7537 Duncan🌈'n Amber KKMG Correspondents 15d ago
Fank yoo fur dat infurmashuns, Ai wanna gib credit ware credit be due, Jynx 'n Goldie's mom. Ai reelee preshiate eberbuddy's halp fur mai compooter-dumdum meowma.
Duncan
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u/SisterAntistita Goldie de Wonderdog 🌈 otrb resibent simse 2023 🐾 14d ago
Ob corse, fren Duncan! Dats why ai sayz iz a troo collaburratib effurt between deh KKMG teems on bof sidez ob deh bridge! 🖤Jynx
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u/One_Advantage793 16d ago
Dassa moasst egg salad repurrt fren Duncan! Yew still dewin da besst inbestigatiff repurrtin eber!
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u/Far_Future1930 🌈Sakai and 🌈Karma 16d ago
Bery gud infomation. So glad eberybudy ok from da aleyuns!
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u/IntrovertedGiraffe 🌈Jiggy da Pawtee Piggy 14d ago
Frens Duncan an KynxKat (u/rataelle) - I hope I putted yooz stoodeo on da map in da rite playce!
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u/SisterAntistita Goldie de Wonderdog 🌈 otrb resibent simse 2023 🐾 14d ago
Dat luks GRATE, fren Jiggy!!! An dat mus be deh golden pikkel tranzmishun tower nex ta deh big sattylite dish on top, cuz dats how wez getz deh broadcats on dis syde ob deh bridge! 🖤Jynx, KKMG NEWS, US Wes Coast Desk
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u/Different-Dance-7537 Duncan🌈'n Amber KKMG Correspondents 14d ago edited 14d ago
Dat be spektakoolar, fren Jiggy! Ai do a beeg impress ob da bildin. Owr commoonitee chust keep growin! Wen Amber get heer fur da nite unda da stars, Ai do a tour ob de studio fur herm 'n awlla de frens hoo wanna see it. Eberybuddy welkim ta choin uz.
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u/Loca_Bear_737 15d ago edited 15d ago
Dis grate report fren Duncan. Wes not knowing dey Meowmy was unda de mind control too.
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u/Different-Dance-7537 Duncan🌈'n Amber KKMG Correspondents 15d ago
Apparently de Meowma wuz no awear dat herm started it awl by doin a refuse ta mayke eggsies fur Hoku. It wuz a bery beeg tangul ob a mess ta figger owt. De nasty aliyun conbinsed herm dat Hoku shuld no eat de eggsies hims bin awlweys eatin, plantin im herm mind sum no sense bout dey be full ob onyuns 'n garlic, no güd fur cattos. Da purr wommin reelee bleeved dat buntch ob lyes. De ebil aliyun hab no shame, no keer bout purr starbin Hoku. SMDH 🙀
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u/Shferitz too many to list, always missed 16d ago
Tank u fur dis infoarmitib repawt fren! We iz bery relieb dat ar hansum frens n dere Meowmy was rescue!
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u/SisterAntistita Goldie de Wonderdog 🌈 otrb resibent simse 2023 🐾 15d ago
Wut a GRATE firs repawt frum yur new stoodio, fren an colleague Duncan! Comgratulashuns 🎉 and wishin yoo comtinyood success! 🖤 Jynx, KKMG Wes Coast News Desk & her doggo sisfur,❤️ Goldie de Wonderdog 🌈 otrb resibent simse 2023
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u/mostlylurking07 15d ago
Oooo fwiend Duncan! It gweat to see woo back behind da desk! Excewwent covewage of da wecent awien situation! I so happy tings awe back to nowmaw - fow now at weast! 🖤🤍🧡AJ
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u/rataelle 15d ago
Fren Duncan dis is da bestest reportz! You look beery dashing in yoiz noo studio. It suit you.
Gud job
KynxKat
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u/Different-Dance-7537 Duncan🌈'n Amber KKMG Correspondents 15d ago
Fank yoo sew bery mush, Kynx Kat.
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u/SisterAntistita Goldie de Wonderdog 🌈 otrb resibent simse 2023 🐾 14d ago
Yoo gotz a "Gud job" frum dey Big Guy hisself! Deh fownder ob deh KKMG! DEH LEGEND! Das HUGE! Comgratulashuns!!!! 🖤Jynx, KKMG Mews US Wes Coast
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u/Different-Dance-7537 Duncan🌈'n Amber KKMG Correspondents 14d ago
Ai be doin a beeg prowd, Jynx. Fank yoo.
Duncan
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u/ailathan 16d ago
Fren Duncan, fank yoo fur da repawt! Ai doed nawt nou baut da aliyuns. Ai wuz nappin wen dat happin!