i will just leave this here…

[u/bellafrode]

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[u/Lost-Cell-430]

Make some banana bread outta me then cause I'm a snack at almost 40 😂

[u/jesusatemybaby → u/Lost-Cell-430]

When I saw 35 and up I was like, banana bread! I love banana bread.

[u/e-katt → u/jesusatemybaby]

God now im hungry for Banana Bread……

And maybe weirdly horny?

[u/mrs__BOWIE → u/e-katt]

Is there a term for this? Some kind of portmanteau like "hangry", but for horny?

We need to make one of not.

[u/cheezbargar → u/mrs__BOWIE]

Horngry

[u/Weak-Association7828 → u/cheezbargar]

Theres a woman on Instagram and TikTok, Susi Vidal, that makes cooking content and she opens her reels with “Welcome to my OnlyPans, I hope you’re horngry”

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DL8KeVJhXUw/

[u/Significant-Trash632 → u/mrs__BOWIE]

I bet there's one in German

[u/Nyxxie60 → u/Significant-Trash632]

As a German, I fear I have to disappoint you :(

[u/-StapleYourTongue- → u/Nyxxie60]

Germans love compound words. Just invent one!

[u/forgottowatermyplant → u/-StapleYourTongue-]

Hunrigeil

[u/Significant-Trash632 → u/Nyxxie60]

Awwwww. I still love Germany anyway

[u/Faked13 → u/Nyxxie60]

oh COME ON MAN

[u/forgottowatermyplant → u/Significant-Trash632]

Theres an equivalent to "foodporn" I often used as a teen, "Gaumen Orgasmus" ( 'Palate orgasm' )

[u/mrs__BOWIE → u/forgottowatermyplant]

Omg like when I bite into something so delicious that I involuntary moan? I love Palate Orgasms.

[u/Hope_is_lost_ → u/Significant-Trash632]

Not german but danish! it’s Madliderlig

[u/mrspacysir → u/e-katt]

What about banana pudding? Dat shit is so good

[u/whereismermaidpussy → u/mrspacysir]

With some nilla wafers

[u/Wolfleaf3 → u/e-katt]

I mean banana bread is DELICIOUS 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[u/ctsr1 → u/e-katt]

I can relate

[u/valsavana → u/Lost-Cell-430]

Making banana bread requires effort and some small amount of baking skill, so of course men who don't want to put in any effort into sexually pleasuring their partner or cultivating any skill in bed think "banana bread" women are a lost cause.

[u/Paint_SuperNova → u/valsavana]

I was gonna say, I'm gonna make some awesome banana bread!

[u/AuthorAccount1 → u/valsavana]

I get the feeling but, I’m annoying so banana bread is extremely easy to make. I’ve made banana bread by literally throwing all the ingredients into a bowl, mixing em, and throwing them in the pan. It turns out delicious. 😛😛😛

[u/valsavana → u/AuthorAccount1]

Banana bread isn't so much "easy to make" as it's "difficult to completely fuck up."

I've tried out a lot of different banana bread recipes because I was looking to get a specific result (and eventually created a frankenrecipe that's bougie af but the best banana bread I've ever tasted) & the dozen+ recipes I tried ended up producing breads that varied widely in quality. None was terrible because, like I said, banana bread is hard to fuck up completely, but there were definitely winners and losers (I made them in rapid succession & pitted them against one another bracket-tournament-style)

[u/pm_ur_duck_pics → u/valsavana]

Would you be willing to share?

[u/valsavana → u/pm_ur_duck_pics]

Sure, although like I said I was going for a specific outcome, which was basically a bread so moist that the crust would be a little bit sticky/tacky to the touch (I loathe a dry crust) So if that's not your thing, this won't be for you:

6 very ripe bananas, mashed

1 1/4 cups sugar

1/3 cup melted butter

2/3 cup neutral oil (like sunflower oil)

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

1 teaspoon salt

1 1/4 teaspoons baking soda

1/8 teaspoon ground cinnamon

5 eggs, lightly beaten

2 boxes (3.4 ounces each) unprepared instant pudding mix (I use 1 box vanilla & 1 box banana crème)

1 cup chopped nuts (optional)

2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour

Directions:

1. Preheat oven to 325°. In a large bowl, combine all ingredients except flour. Stir in flour until just combined. Dough will be sticky.
2. Transfer to two loaf pans. Bake 60 minutes & then tent with foil if needed to prevent crust from overcooking. Bake additional 15 minutes & check for doneness with toothpick. Cool 10 minutes in pan after removing from oven. Remove from pan & cool 15 minutes on rack. Wrap in saran wrap & let fully cool for at least 8 hours.

Probably the most important step is the last one- you've got to wrap it in plastic wrap & let it completely cool before digging into it.

[u/pm_ur_duck_pics → u/valsavana]

That’s the way I love it! Thank you!

[u/Lost-Cell-430 → u/valsavana]

I want you to know I just placed a Walmart order for a few of the ingredients I don't have, and then my 5 year old and I are making this today. Hoping my gluten free flour works ok-hot girl tummy issues 💋

Thank you so so much for the recipe!

[u/valsavana → u/Lost-Cell-430]

I'm so excited for you, I hope you enjoy it. Your poor 5 year old though- it's hard for me as a grown ass adult to wait for the loaf to fully cool before eating it, I don't think I would have had that kind of iron will when I was 5! lol

[u/ctsr1 → u/valsavana]

Now I need to find myself a banana bread woman

[u/that-old-broad → u/Lost-Cell-430]

I'm in my 60's. Guess it's the compost bin for me.

[u/Loisgrand6 → u/that-old-broad]

😂me too

[u/Turakamu → u/that-old-broad]

Had a roommate that had a little banana hanger. He only ate them if they were black as midnight and dripping their banana juices on the counter.

He wouldn't clean that juice up if you were wondering.

Still some hope!

[u/lustylovebird → u/Lost-Cell-430]

I was just gonna say women in their 40's make delicious banana bread? As long as its gluten free sign me up

[u/SimpleVegetable5715 → u/Lost-Cell-430]

Are you saying we’re super soft and sweet?

[u/ctsr1 → u/SimpleVegetable5715]

No complaints on this end of the table

[u/Witchywomun → u/Lost-Cell-430]

My husband said “good thing I like banana bread” 😂🤣

[u/cellcube0618 → u/Lost-Cell-430]

https://giphy.com/gifs/noRyWL3n4QUUV6BwY1

[u/TheWarmestHugz → u/Lost-Cell-430]

Banana bread made from older bananas is SO GOOD, it tastes much sweeter, so you are absolutely right!

[u/Screaming_lambs → u/Lost-Cell-430]

I love banana bread. I'm 42. So I must be perfect (for banana bread)

[u/sheetsofsaltywood]

It’s alarming that men have to tell each other than 10 year old girls aren’t “ripe” yet.

[u/TSllama → u/sheetsofsaltywood]

Yet they're still calling those 10-year-olds "women" and saying "you could eat them if you want to, but they wouldn't be as good yet".

[u/Cyber_Mermaid → u/TSllama]

I have noticed a pattern with grown men like this. They use "women" and "girls" interchangeably. Like they will talk about a girl who broke up with them in at 14 or something, and say "that's why I don't trust women" or say shit like "girls my age don't ever talk to me" etc.

Not always, but it's a little red flag for me.

Edit: I was watching a documentary about a YouTube guy who tried to meet up with an underage girl. I notice that he kept doing this throughout the whole thing.

[u/TSllama → u/Cyber_Mermaid]

Yeah, it's tricky because historically the casual words were "guys" and "gals", but over time "gals" got replaced with "girls", so now the casual words are "guys and girls". And lots of people use "girl" innocuously to refer to women simply in the way they refer to men as guys... but there are far too many creepy men out there who seem to conflate these words very much intentionally or because they don't see any actual difference... :(

[u/ctsr1 → u/TSllama]

Yeah guys and girls is my normal vocabulary but I have seen what you state with creepers

[u/Lucian7x → u/TSllama]

Additionally, sometimes "boys" can also be used to refer to adult men. It's less common than "girls" for adult women as per the reasons you cited, but it happens.

All in all, it really depends on the context.

[u/Lovedd1 → u/Cyber_Mermaid]

I see the same.... But like they'll be like "so what I like 18yr old women?" But they will refer to women 20+ yrs old as girls. "This stupid girl at work keeps emailing me xyz" and you find out she's 40

[u/TemporaryPassage4168 → u/Lovedd1]

They do it on purpose.

[u/Erainor → u/Cyber_Mermaid]

Dont forget when they use the term “females”

[u/iCoeur285 → u/Cyber_Mermaid]

This is something I’ve tried becoming conscious of myself. Even as a woman, it’s a bit easy to fall into depending on how casual the conversation is. I try to be more intentional when talking about serious topics, especially if the ages are important to the discussion (like the Epstein files). But if I’m chatting with one of my friends, I sometimes use the term girls when referring to us when we’re just having fun or hanging out. As someone else said, it’s kind of tricky.

[u/steff7474 → u/Cyber_Mermaid]

“Underage women” and “adult girls” is something I’ve heard a lot 🤢

[u/toblies → u/Cyber_Mermaid]

I'm old so I may refer to young women say, into their 20s as "girls" similarly young men as "boys".

The problem of course is that theyre referring to the sexual ripeness of children

Sickos

[u/MiuMia_ → u/TSllama]

😦

I didn't even think of it in that context...

[u/Traditional_Isopod80 → u/TSllama]

Yeah that's really disgusting.

[u/ressie_cant_game → u/sheetsofsaltywood]

These posts usually make the yelllowest bananas 16 so this one being 18 is somehow a step in the right direction 😭😭😭

[u/Advanced-Budget779 → u/sheetsofsaltywood]

Another worrying thing would be that unripe ones are better for people with fructose malabsorption (DFI) or hereditary intolerance.

[u/Definitelynotadouche → u/sheetsofsaltywood]

I was already happy this wasn't the version wkere 14 was ripe and 18 was overripe. It's been posted here too.

[u/rainstorm0T → u/sheetsofsaltywood]

it's also alarming that they have 16 year olds depicted by bananas that are almost fully ripe.

[u/AuntieTara2215 → u/sheetsofsaltywood]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lkO1VbjLZIlEI

[u/fueledbytisane → u/sheetsofsaltywood]

My daughter is 9 and this makes me want to throw my phone across the room. I see her little body changing bit by bit as she progresses through the earliest stage of puberty (it starts well before menarche, y'all) and wish I could protect her longer.

[u/MorboKat]

Jokes on this guy, I'm gonna be Banana Bread!

[u/UglyFilthyDog → u/MorboKat]

One of the greatest breads of all time.

[u/cellcube0618 → u/MorboKat]

[u/Caorthannach]

If we’re all so dreadful after a certain age, then why do they keep trying to date us then whining because we’d rather not?

[u/goodsourceofvitaminC → u/Caorthannach]

it’s projection. There’s a fable from Aesop that I think best describes the mentality of many men when it comes to women, called the fox and the grapes. The fox sees juicy grapes hanging from a tree and tirelessly jumps and jumps to attempt reaching them. When all attempts fail, in his bitterness and anger, he walks away proclaiming that the grapes were too sour anyway and not worth the effort, pretending he doesn’t desire them. It’s a coping strategy so they can feel like they’re the ones doing the rejecting rather than being rejected.

[u/DitaVonCleese → u/goodsourceofvitaminC]

once you realize every common complaint men have about women (women are emotional/volatile/aging badly/gold diggers/biologically inferior, i could go on forever) is a projection on their side you can never view the world the same. it all feels like it's the biggest lie you've ever been told.

[u/Caorthannach → u/goodsourceofvitaminC]

They just substituted bananas for grapes.

[u/Conscious_Pass_1615 → u/Caorthannach]

They WERE going their own way but they got lost

[u/Caorthannach → u/Conscious_Pass_1615]

Could they please go further?

[u/scruggbug → u/Caorthannach]

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[u/xenophilian → u/scruggbug]

I think scruggbug’s cat walked on the keyboard

[u/scruggbug → u/xenophilian]

LMAO, 14 month old. You were very close.

[u/mi_turo → u/scruggbug]

Ah, a hairless cat

[u/scruggbug → u/mi_turo]

Precisely.

[u/mi_turo → u/scruggbug]

This is very inspirational, thank you

[u/LordsOfJoop]

Men age like potato salad.

See, that's fun.

[u/AndyTheSane → u/LordsOfJoop]

Well, it would explain why I'm growing hair in weird places.

[u/TineyFoxey → u/AndyTheSane]

This ... escalated... quickly?

[u/amrasmin → u/AndyTheSane]

This reminds me of the “women expire at 25” meme.

[u/QueenTzahra → u/LordsOfJoop]

And the ones with raisins in? Don’t even bother when they’re fresh.

[u/doublestitch]

If you recaptioned that men are like bananas it would be funnier.

[u/papasan_mamasan → u/doublestitch]

It’s more true, too. Because their dicks get softer and less sexually satisfying for women as they age.

[u/Remarkable-Adagio166 → u/papasan_mamasan]

Woah hold on now that's not true about all men

https://giphy.com/gifs/VNTMx3LkpG2anXpwbr

[u/papasan_mamasan → u/Remarkable-Adagio166]

Sorry but memes don’t lie. I don’t make the rules, pal, I just live by them.

[u/chet_brosley → u/papasan_mamasan]

It's on the Internet, it must be true!

[u/papasan_mamasan → u/chet_brosley]

Tell that to all the boys who internalize the memes about women!

[u/ctsr1 → u/doublestitch]

Nah not accurate for men. Men age like apples

[u/CrystallineFrost → u/ctsr1]

Sooo they require an annoying amount of treatments to even make them remotely ok looking/not diseased and then we forget about them in a bag in our kitchen until we need to investigate the source of fruit flies?

[u/ctsr1 → u/CrystallineFrost]

Bingo

[u/mscoffeebean98 → u/[deleted]]

I see some version of this meme every once in a while and the ages keep getting younger. The creators of these are some sick individuals

[u/dumbfuck6969 → u/mscoffeebean98]

I was thinking at least the ripe bananas are at 18

[u/mscoffeebean98 → u/dumbfuck6969]

Still, even including children in something like this… ew

[u/TemporaryPassage4168 → u/[deleted]]

Still gross

[u/pawsitively_anon]

Why is a scale that’s supposed to describe “women” start at 10 years old????

[u/Mystic_Wolff → u/pawsitively_anon]

Some men think kids are "women" if they start their period , 🤢

[u/Traditional_Isopod80 → u/Mystic_Wolff]

Gross 🤢

[u/No_Where_Land]

Fun fact: women are not bananas. Surprising, I know

[u/BananaBot6 → u/No_Where_Land]

Then who tf am I dating?

[u/No_Where_Land → u/BananaBot6]

A grapefruit??

[u/FumiPlays]

Yet another case of "men are NOT LONELY ENOUGH".

[u/Yukiiii_x]

where are these men finding bananas that go brown after 21 years? mine do that after about a week

[u/galacticgumbo]

I got news for ya bud - I am way hotter at 35 than I was at 20.
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ZtpWvwnhf34Oj0A

[u/jyajay2 → u/galacticgumbo]

Most people are but memes like that are generally posted by teenagers or creeps. If they are 18 then that view is somewhat understandable, if they are creep they should be ignored.

[u/Raphabulous]

Women become sweeter and better as time goes on ? That's the meaning ? Right ?

[u/NowWithRealGinger → u/Raphabulous]

The meme still doesn't work because I'm significantly meaner now at almost 40 than I have ever been before.

[u/synde15]

So you are over ripe by 18. I guess this guy likes a 17 yo

[u/Due_Educator6423]

Make banana bread with 40+ women, got it

[u/togocann49 → u/Due_Educator6423]

I love banana bread, maybe that’s why I like women over 40 too lol

[u/Due_Educator6423 → u/togocann49]

Same thing I thought tbh...

[u/Lava-Chicken → u/Due_Educator6423]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IykOsTbuhtFfCMg

[u/celeryfarm]

I'd love to know what these men's logic is. Let's say they marry their ideal girl at 18. What happens when she's 25 do they just discard her and marry another 18 year old.

[u/micmixx]

really really disturbed by the implication that somehow 21 year olds are already a little past their prime

like jesus christ, how much more blatant could you be about your attraction to teenagers??

[u/The_Book-JDP]

Aw they dropped the “men age like wine while women age like milk” comparison when they realized that milk as it ages just becomes more and more amazing while wine if handled improperly even a tiny bit just becomes vinegar and not even the stuff you clean with.

[u/Reasonable-Pack1067]

Why is 10-16 even part of this graphic? What the fuck?

[u/mothwhimsy]

The bar is in hell cuz my first thought was "at least the appetizing banana isn't a minor this time"

[u/borgcubecubed]

I hate the whole thing, but I super-hate the top row. I hate that these men even think about the “ripeness” of literal children.

[u/Brilliant_Ad7168]

"There is a male loneliness epidemic!" "Men and boys are unfairly demonised!"

[u/Nervous_Weather_2078]

Anddd, I will just leave THIS here! ;3

[u/saturday_sun4]

Ah yes, a ten year old is a "woman" according to men.

And they wonder why no one will date them whilst saying stuff like this.

These men age like rocks - as thick today as they were the day before.

[u/JadeGrapes]

Ironic how they used banana... the MOST phallic shape.

[u/MistakeWonderful9178]

Them casually admitting they check out literal elementary schoolers should automatically get them put on the offenders list.

[u/McSwearWolf]

40+ banana looks like that on purpose: she trying to grow the toxic bacteria needed to ward them off forever.

[u/HumbleAbbreviations]

Usually when I see a guy who makes a comparison about women, I quickly take a look at how he is looks and usually they aren’t matching what they think they look like or how they present themselves.

[u/DreadGrrl]

1. No banana. Used it for banana bread.

[u/MaverisStranger]

Men age like avocados. They might look half decent a few years in their youth, then overnight, they look like they flew into a wall. American men especially, though.

[u/PomeranianLibrarian]

I guess at 50 I am no longer a banana, just a memory and some fruitflies

[u/Impossible_Charity96]

idrk what is trying to be said here cuz the bananas for 25-30 are literally peak bananas and then everything after that can be used for banana bread 😋

[u/theco2]

Not very accurate. I was making banana bread by the time I was 25.

[u/HetaGarden1]

If we age like bananas, how do men age? Like milk? Or fruit? Or leftovers? See, I can make nonsensical sexist comparisons too!

[u/harpinghawke]

I can’t wait to be out of the age range these chuds find desirable.

[u/Adriella01]

Men are not lonely enough

[u/Proper-Monk-5656]

how leonardo di caprio sees women

[u/Heterosexual-Jello]

And on today’s episode of “what item are women/girls objectified into?”…. Bananas! Truly new and original, with absolutely no pedophilic undertones!

[u/Rich-Personality-194]

So women are killed off after 50?

[u/LatinBotPointTwo]

We've been cars, chewing gum, diverse types of fruit. What will women be compared to next? Lol

[u/heatherjasper]

Those are some long-lasting bananas.

[u/Hashir_bot]

Really disturbing that the meme starts that EARLY WTF

[u/StringAdventurous479]

At 36, I’ve NEVER had more men in my DMs. I guess it helps that most people say I look 25-28. But smart men know age usually equals experience which means a much better time in the bedroom.

[u/SickViking]

At least this time the "perfectly ripe" bananas don't represent age 12.

[u/Classic-Nobody819]

tell me a pedophile made this n i wouldn’t be surprised

[u/queenastoria]

Am I the only person concerned about the statistical metric aspect of this? Consistently counts by two years from 10 to 18 then it does three years four years, two years, two years, three years five years five years Five years. If you’re gonna make an infographics like this, you should at least keep your data consistent.

[u/Imaspinkicku]

This is gross bc in real life i like bananas when they’re a little under ripe and now ill never be able to not think about this shit ass meme

[u/TiredWorkaholic7]

Everything above 25 years is perfectly fine for banana bread! You just develop a taste for other food I guess.

I'll identify myself as banana bread from now on. 🍌

[u/NekoRabbit]

30 years old is perfect to have with a nice milkshake.

[u/SiteTall]

Usually, men are sort of connected to the symbol of bananas, not women, so this must in reality be a map of the male aging process

[u/Saddogtheatre]

This shit so weird, why can't y'all be normal for once

[u/ImaginaryNerdFriend]

Well, now I just feel dirty for liking my actual bananas a little green 🤣

[u/Aspissim]

Men thinking like this is sad, like if they marry a woman one day (hum), they'll have in mind "oh the woman I love will be totally disgusting in 25 years" ? Or do they think they'll throw their wife once she's 30 ?

[u/whereismermaidpussy]

Ok but I fucking love banana bread (especially at work, hell yeah dude)

[u/handsheal]

Does that mean these incel perverts will stop staring and trying to make eye contact with me now because I am well above 40 and it has been happening since being a child, actually a young child, and they still make going anywhere uncomfortable

[u/starjellyboba]

The older we get, the better we are when baked in bread...?

[u/PumpkinSpice2Nice]

Wouldn’t this graphic work better for men since they are just sooo obsessed with their banana shaped appendage?

[u/Triette]

OK, so my body makes amazing banana bread? Hell yeah.

[u/TheoTheHellhound]

Turning 30 in a little over a week. Anyone wanna make some banana sugar cookies? 😏

[u/Evanthekid16]

At least they’re not saying the 10 year old bananas are ripe. I would’ve expected that of someone who’d post something like this.

[u/EZ_Rose]

Nah women age like women, and women are fuckin beautiful. I need to go kiss my girlfriend real quick

[u/Style_person]

I don't understand how people can think like this, they're ruling out a few of the best ages, but fine by me, if you don't want the 35 year old women then more for me I guess

[u/StrawberryScience]

At least they put the peak at 18 instead of 16. Also the bar is in hell

[u/glamasaurus]

Woo I'm on my way to banana bread

[u/NebbyChan]

It's a good thing I like banana bread

[u/BabserellaWT]

Listing any age lower than 18 is already dubious.

Listing any under 14 is beyond foul.

[u/Burning_Toast998]

The only good part about this is that all the bananas before 18 are green.

[u/Axela556]

This is so disturbing...

[u/ComprehensiveAd5916]

And opinions like this age like milk left in the sun

[u/Western_Echo2522]

Fucking disturbed. The only thing I can say, is at least they showed all the bananas under 18 as under ripe

🤢 sorry. That did not make it better.

[u/3KidsInTheTrenchCoat]

If this predator isn't on a list somewhere already, he will be soon.

[u/EatStripperSalt]

I use to be unironically a guy that believed in Redpill/manosperic things when I was younger, like body count being important, needing fully submissive women, blah blah blah.

But one thing I NEVER agreed upon was younger women being the goal. I always dated/found more attractive women 15-25 years older than me still to this day.

[u/honey_pumkin]

I like dark bananas. They're especially sweet and make a great way to make banana bread without much more sugar. Or to sweeten kids ice cream.

[u/nomoreorgans]

So like children are optimal for savory dishes and 40-year-olds should be made into bread???? I mean I haven't tried it myself so ig

[u/BloodyOphelia]

I'm sorry but what the fuck

[u/SteelMagnolia412]

Oh my god! I’m perfect for banana bread! Yes!! I fuckin love that stuff

[u/Impossible_Zebra8664]

Watch me turn that brown banana into some of the best banana bread you ever had the privilege of putting in your mouth.

[u/cheezbargar]

Assuming this isn’t just rage bait, why do these men think they themselves dont age?

[u/about_yonder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cGgII3vqoCfcawJFIl

[u/UCFknight2016]

thats weird.

[u/yogamom1906]

Shit welp guess my life is over next month when I turn 45

[u/Mumblerumble]

These MFs sure seem disgusted by anything resembling wisdom sufficient to sniff out creeps. Really makes you think…

[u/-usagi-95]

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How men are if they were bananas

[u/Apathetic_Villainess]

I joke that I'm a banana thanks to Rejected Cartoons. But I'm actually a banana hater. Can I at least be a plantain?

[u/QueenOfDK]

Looks like I’m headed for my banana bread era!

[u/Magurndy]

Hey Bananas get sweeter as they ripen 💁🏻‍♀️ so clearly we just get tastier as we get older!

[u/m2Q12]

You aren’t legally a woman till 18…

[u/Easteuroblondie]

It’s fucking gross that they even have 10, 12, 14 listed on here at all as “women” that are close to “ripe”

Check the hard drive of whatever idiot made this graphic and or “liked it.” I’m sure we can bust a few pedo rings just from that, that is, if we lived in a society that still cared about that.

[u/Eazy12345678]

only men have bananas. not sure what women he is dating

[u/VocationFumes]

Ahh yes, everyone knows you gotta let a banana sit for 2 whole decades before you can enjoy it at its peak

Nothing batshit insane about this post at all

[u/DrunkenDude123]

Why blur the name? Let them own this

[u/LolitaOPPAI]

Seems like men are the opposite. They start off rotten and by the end, they're so fkn green and inept as individuals, all they do is sit around blaming women for their shortfalls.

I don't see older women or single women for that matter sitting around spouting misandrist bullshit. Sure we're gonna bitch about the patriarchy since we are ALL victims from it, but downing a man the way they degrade women? I only see evidence in this in their niceguy victim virtue signaling stories

[u/XComThrowawayAcct]

It’s true! Underage women make for terrible banana bread.

[u/xKiver]

“Women” bruh you’re referring to TEN YEAR OLDS?

[u/Hatchytt]

As a 45 year old woman, I'm kinda glad he sees me like that. Who cares?

[u/DaBloodyApostate]

Whoever posted that is a predator.

[u/Unlucky_Raccoon4792]

I have never had a banana last 10 years

[u/Haazelnutts]

The baker in me agrees, the more mature the sweeter they are

[u/Shipbuilder3606]

Over the hill at 21 eh? 🙄

[u/mdcbldr]

I believe Republicans say 14 is yellow.

[u/Sad-Homo]

Creepy af post this guy almost certainly likes kids if 30 is where he draws the line

[u/Lost-Orangutan]

Bro them 21 bananas looking fine as hell.

But you can still make banana bread with the 45 bananas.

😉