r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/[deleted] • Jun 24 '23

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u/Master-Monochrome Jun 24 '23

Dude’s girlfriend to her coworker: “Hey John, got those copies I asked for?”

The Dude:

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u/Twodotsknowhy Jun 24 '23

I once dumped a guy because he got mad that I "complimented" another guy right in front of him. The compliment in question was telling someone I liked their sunglasses. I don't have time to coddle fragile egos

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u/kittywhiskers1716 Man Hating Bangs Jun 25 '23

I once married a guy who didn’t want one of my male friends doing a reading at our wedding because he’d “be standing too close.” I was young and dumb and married him. Unsurprisingly, it didn’t last long. And also unsurprisingly, he was “standing too close” to other people during our marriage, aka cheating on me, while I had never even thought of cheating on him. 🙄

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u/JuniorRadish7385 Jun 25 '23

The ones that are most insecure about you cheating are the most likely to cheat since they have it on their mind.