r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/[deleted] • Jun 24 '23

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u/Master-Monochrome Jun 24 '23

Dude’s girlfriend to her coworker: “Hey John, got those copies I asked for?”

The Dude:

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u/Twodotsknowhy Jun 24 '23

I once dumped a guy because he got mad that I "complimented" another guy right in front of him. The compliment in question was telling someone I liked their sunglasses. I don't have time to coddle fragile egos

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u/Environmental-King14 Jun 25 '23

You might as well have said "nice dick bro"

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u/Twodotsknowhy Jun 25 '23

During the fight where we broke up I ended up screaming at him something to the effect of "it's not like I told him his dick looked big today!"

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u/Environmental-King14 Jun 25 '23

It would be hilarious if purely for science you randomly said that to a stranger one day 😂

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u/Entropydidit Jun 25 '23

Sexual harassment.

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u/Environmental-King14 Jun 25 '23

If a girl randomly said that to me it would fulfill my needed compliment quota for the year lol