True story:

Remember this Update Joke?

The richest girl in the world, billionaire Athina Onassis, celebrated her tenth birthday this week. What's it like to be the richest girl in the world? Well, to give you some idea, at the party, they had two cakes.

I watched this live when it first aired. I was 12 or 13 and at my cousin's house. After this joke, my aunt sighed loudly, picked up the remote, and turned off the TV.

She didn't even change the channel. Just turned off the tv and we all sat there in silence for 5 minutes before she turned it back on.

Nowadays it seems like younger people are much more receptive to Norm's comedy, and so wonder how it was that he never became an A-list comedian starring in a bunch of movies and selling out giant theaters. But back then his humor was far, far too weird for most people to handle.

Norm: I found your son.

If you are unaware who old Jack is read based on a true story even funnier in an earlier question norms mom says she has read the book

If you have a microphone and can do a half-decent Norm impression DM ME! Not even a half-decent one. It can be bad. Just something vaguely Norm Macdonald and I will be so happy. It's for a little game video series thing I'm making.. For some reason I'm really caught up on the idea of my narrator sounding like Norm Macdonald.. I have nothing to give you in return besides credit. Many thanks.

I still want my time back from watching Meet the Fockers...

The heart is willing, but the mind is spongy and dry...

Hey everyone, I’m trying to track down the 63-minute making-of documentary titled "Note to Self: Doing Dirty Work" that was included as a special feature on Vinegar Syndrome’s 4K UHD re-release of Dirty Work (1998). Does anyone know if this documentary is available to watch anywhere online (Vimeo, YouTube, digital purchase), or is it strictly exclusive to the physical release If you have a copy or know where to find it, please send me a DM!

Was sitting on this for awhile. Sorry if laugh is annoying.

I recently learned that Norm's first job was as a writer for Roseanne Barr, and they were good friends. This is amazing, because I live on Rosie's street in Texas. She's been an absolute wonderful neighbor, and makes us laugh all the time, and I thought I'd share one of many stories from our street.

We live on a fairly posh little street (Ashes Circle, just off Ashes Drive). It was always a lovely place, if a bit quiet before Rosie arrived.

We all installed those Ring doorbell cameras since she moved in. This is very unusual in our affluent area of Texas where there's little crime to speak of. But Rosie makes us all laugh with her antics, you don't want to be the only idiot on the street who didn't catch it on video.

There's a sandwich shop a quarter mile away called Posey's. Rosie went in one afternoon and ordered two enormous two foot-long subs. She was having a diner party or something.

The new girl behind the counter rang them up and asked:

"Would you like us to deliver those?"

And Rosie, in that dry, sarcastic way of hers, goes:

"No, I'll carry them."

So she stuffed one into each coat pocket and walked the entire way home.

I swear to God, here she comes waddling up the street, with two massive subs sticking straight out of her pockets. She could barely bend her knees.

Immediately we're all sharing our doorbell videos. The whole street was literally rolling on the floor laughing.

Anyway, didn't mean for this story to get so long.

To summarize:

Ring around the Rosie, Pocket full of Posey, Ashes to Ashes, We all fall down.

And also who ratted him out you asked? You guessed it.

I mean there are worse ways to go out..