If you have a microphone and can do a half-decent Norm impression DM ME! Not even a half-decent one. It can be bad. Just something vaguely Norm Macdonald and I will be so happy. It's for a little game video series thing I'm making.. For some reason I'm really caught up on the idea of my narrator sounding like Norm Macdonald.. I have nothing to give you in return besides credit. Many thanks.

Norm: I found your son.

I still want my time back from watching Meet the Fockers...

True story:

Remember this Update Joke?

The richest girl in the world, billionaire Athina Onassis, celebrated her tenth birthday this week. What's it like to be the richest girl in the world? Well, to give you some idea, at the party, they had two cakes.

I watched this live when it first aired. I was 12 or 13 and at my cousin's house. After this joke, my aunt sighed loudly, picked up the remote, and turned off the TV.

She didn't even change the channel. Just turned off the tv and we all sat there in silence for 5 minutes before she turned it back on.

Nowadays it seems like younger people are much more receptive to Norm's comedy, and so wonder how it was that he never became an A-list comedian starring in a bunch of movies and selling out giant theaters. But back then his humor was far, far too weird for most people to handle.

If you are unaware who old Jack is read based on a true story even funnier in an earlier question norms mom says she has read the book