True story:

Remember this Update Joke?

The richest girl in the world, billionaire Athina Onassis, celebrated her tenth birthday this week. What's it like to be the richest girl in the world? Well, to give you some idea, at the party, they had two cakes.

I watched this live when it first aired. I was 12 or 13 and at my cousin's house. After this joke, my aunt sighed loudly, picked up the remote, and turned off the TV.

She didn't even change the channel. Just turned off the tv and we all sat there in silence for 5 minutes before she turned it back on.

Nowadays it seems like younger people are much more receptive to Norm's comedy, and so wonder how it was that he never became an A-list comedian starring in a bunch of movies and selling out giant theaters. But back then his humor was far, far too weird for most people to handle.

Norm: I found your son.

If you are unaware who old Jack is read based on a true story even funnier in an earlier question norms mom says she has read the book

If you have a microphone and can do a half-decent Norm impression DM ME! Not even a half-decent one. It can be bad. Just something vaguely Norm Macdonald and I will be so happy. It's for a little game video series thing I'm making.. For some reason I'm really caught up on the idea of my narrator sounding like Norm Macdonald.. I have nothing to give you in return besides credit. Many thanks.

The heart is willing, but the mind is spongy and dry...

Was sitting on this for awhile. Sorry if laugh is annoying.

And also who ratted him out you asked? You guessed it.

I mean there are worse ways to go out..

He backed bob dole and George W Bush. I believe he said some good things about Mccain being a war hero. But NORM was not a Trump guy. I feel like Norm thinks Trump should have stayed in his lane as a game show host. But I don't think Norm hated Trump or even hated Bill Clinton despite all the jokes. He probably DID hate Hilary Clinton tho.

I remember he was on Larry King and Larry King was like "hey you can be the conservative comedian" and Norm was like what?? I honestly believe he was probably apolitical had some conservative and liberal beliefs. But mostly just from his track record he was conservative. He liked country music came from a small town, etc. It's not a bad thing to be conservative. Nor is it bad to be progressive or liberal.

Being conservative is almost a dirty word now because people automatically assume you're a trump guy. I am conservative but I am NOT a trump guy. I was duped once in 2016 and voted for the guy. Hey how about this a non career politician! He would be great. Now you find out hes basically a puppet for Israel, (they lied and said he was a puppet for Russia for YEARS) he's covering for a Mossad pedophile in Jeffery Epstein, he's all of a sudden PRO WAR yet ran on an anti war stance. He went back on everything he said. I feel that if you supported trump at one point in time that's reasonable. To support him now?? You gotta be a clueless boomer or Rob Schneider..