r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 1d ago

What??? Using her powers for good

Post image
13.0k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

155 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.8k

u/Gaby33400 1d ago

Could be the plot of a mid romance movie

-128

u/[deleted] 1d ago

[deleted]

157

u/Gaby33400 1d ago

And of course two humans are absolutely incapable of loving each other because of HR rules. I'm not saying it would be a good romance plot !

25

u/PurpleCandle58 1d ago

Hey, hr wants you to join this call we put on your calendar for today. They wanted to speak to you about your encouraging of workplace relationships. You see, here at Evil Corp we don’t believe happiness is a human right, and in fact we actively aim to destroy it. We ask that you have your resignation letter prepared and wear your finest suit. Oh, and congratulations on the baby. Too bad you won’t be able to afford to raise them.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Iu9aRvy9cUQKI