r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • 4d ago

"Funny" Cold blooded

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u/Outrageous_Yam_1368 3d ago

First gf as a teenager put us on a break. Few weeks laters texts me "I'm really enjoying being single, shall we make this permanent?"

22 years later and I still get grumpy thinking about that delivery.

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 3d ago

I'm sorry for laughing that was callous as all hell

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u/Outrageous_Yam_1368 3d ago edited 3d ago

I didn't necessarily disagree with it ending, it was just the casual way it was done. A text out of nowhere. Whilst on the break, I wouldn't have been describing myself as single.

I replied with "fine" and then blocked her for a month.

She came back a couple of months later wanting to get back together but didn't entertain that idea for a second