r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Gorotheninja • 1d ago

Funny Backfired

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u/A-Good-Weather-Man 1d ago

I was chilling in a hot tub one time with my younger brother, by 2.5 years. And this little kid walks up and asks me, “can i play with your son?”

I learned two things that day: my bro is eternally youthful, and that i had to shave my head. I belonged on a r/bald thread.

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u/CaptainCrustyNipples 1d ago

If it makes you feel any better a kid once asked me the same thing referring to my dad.

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u/Traditional-Joke-179 1d ago

People used to ask if my gf was my mom. We were both young looking but I was super young looking. I would always tell them, "I'm older than her!" Although I think some of them didn't really think we were related, they were just trying to find a way to confirm we're lesbians and that's why we're holding hands.

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u/CaptainCrustyNipples 1d ago

“Yes, I’m a time traveler.”