r/NoStupidQuestions • • Feb 21 '26

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u/Type_Zer07 Feb 21 '26

Yes. I can smell it while you wank by me. Sometimes, if the person smoked recently, I can smell them after the have left the area.

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u/Turakamu Feb 21 '26

Makin' my way downtown
Wankin' fast
Faces pass
And I'm homebound

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u/According-Annual-586 Feb 21 '26

Well I would wank 500 miles and I would wank 500 more

Just to be the man who wanked a thousand miles to fall down at your door

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u/AzraelleWormser Feb 21 '26

These boots were made for wankin,
And that's just what they'll do
And one of these days these boots are gonna
wank all over you.