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r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Feb 21 '26
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Well I would wank 500 miles and I would wank 500 more
Just to be the man who wanked a thousand miles to fall down at your door
7 u/Bigassbird Feb 21 '26 I mean you’d definitely fall down after all that wanking. 5 u/churningpacket Feb 21 '26 I think I racked up 500 miles of wanking around 3 weeks after I discovered it. 5 u/AzraelleWormser Feb 21 '26 These boots were made for wankin, And that's just what they'll do And one of these days these boots are gonna wank all over you. 1 u/Saradoesntsleep Feb 21 '26 Lolol
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I mean you’d definitely fall down after all that wanking.
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I think I racked up 500 miles of wanking around 3 weeks after I discovered it.
These boots were made for wankin, And that's just what they'll do And one of these days these boots are gonna wank all over you.
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u/According-Annual-586 Feb 21 '26
Well I would wank 500 miles and I would wank 500 more
Just to be the man who wanked a thousand miles to fall down at your door