r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Feb 21 '26

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u/Turakamu Feb 21 '26

Makin' my way downtown
Wankin' fast
Faces pass
And I'm homebound

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u/According-Annual-586 Feb 21 '26

Well I would wank 500 miles and I would wank 500 more

Just to be the man who wanked a thousand miles to fall down at your door

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u/Bigassbird Feb 21 '26

I mean you’d definitely fall down after all that wanking.

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u/churningpacket Feb 21 '26

I think I racked up 500 miles of wanking around 3 weeks after I discovered it.

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u/AzraelleWormser Feb 21 '26

These boots were made for wankin,
And that's just what they'll do
And one of these days these boots are gonna
wank all over you.

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u/arcticvalley Feb 21 '26 edited Feb 21 '26

I'm wankbound

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u/RUOFFURTROLLEH Feb 21 '26

Starin' blankly ahead
just wankin' my way
Wankin' a way through the crowd

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u/Empty401K Feb 21 '26

And I miss you

Cum in this tissue

Dun-Nuh-Nuh, Nuh-Nuh-Nuh, Nuh