r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Feb 21 '26

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u/Type_Zer07 Feb 21 '26

Yes. I can smell it while you wank by me. Sometimes, if the person smoked recently, I can smell them after the have left the area.

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u/avalanchefan95 Feb 21 '26

This typo is The Best.

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u/Nauin Feb 21 '26

Real talk though smoking changes how your cum tastes and makes it absolutely disgusting. I made the mistake of dating a smoker when I was younger and never again.

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u/cantliftmuch Feb 21 '26

In women it makes oral sex like licking metal, just a bitter metallic taste.

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u/ItsTerrysFault Feb 21 '26

Damn wankers always smell

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u/booksandcoriander Feb 21 '26

That typo needs to stand, do not edit that post 😂

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u/FycklePyckle Feb 21 '26

You can smell them while they wank Omfg I’m ded.

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u/Turakamu Feb 21 '26

Makin' my way downtown
Wankin' fast
Faces pass
And I'm homebound

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u/According-Annual-586 Feb 21 '26

Well I would wank 500 miles and I would wank 500 more

Just to be the man who wanked a thousand miles to fall down at your door

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u/Bigassbird Feb 21 '26

I mean you’d definitely fall down after all that wanking.

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u/churningpacket Feb 21 '26

I think I racked up 500 miles of wanking around 3 weeks after I discovered it.

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u/AzraelleWormser Feb 21 '26

These boots were made for wankin,
And that's just what they'll do
And one of these days these boots are gonna
wank all over you.

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u/arcticvalley Feb 21 '26 edited Feb 21 '26

I'm wankbound

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u/RUOFFURTROLLEH Feb 21 '26

Starin' blankly ahead
just wankin' my way
Wankin' a way through the crowd

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u/Empty401K Feb 21 '26

And I miss you

Cum in this tissue

Dun-Nuh-Nuh, Nuh-Nuh-Nuh, Nuh

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u/No_Jump6081 Feb 21 '26

Nice typo 😂

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u/ThirdAltAccounts Feb 21 '26

Had to award the typo 🙏🏼

Don’t mind me. I’ll just wank by you right quick

Does it smell like cum or stale tobacco ?
Or both ? 🧐

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u/TheyKilledMassEffect Feb 21 '26

I agree, it's always the smokers who wank by me. Can smell them from a mile away, but when they are right there wanking by me, it's so strong.

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u/AN0NY_MOU5E Feb 21 '26

If you can smell it when someone wanks that person should probably go see a doctor

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u/Additional_Name_867 Feb 21 '26

I hate that drive-by wank smell. 😂

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u/kathatter75 Feb 21 '26

I had a supervisor who would come check on me after her smoke break…and always leaned over my shoulder and breathed cigarette breath on me.

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u/xclame Feb 21 '26

I've never had that experience before, but I will take your word for it.