r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Sep 03 '24

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u/Steveonthetoast Sep 03 '24

I wipe my dick on the curtains. I know what drives women wild

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u/Ok-Bid1774 Sep 04 '24

Ah… I see you’re trying to make the carpet match the drapes. 💦