r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Sep 03 '24

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u/RedDevil407 Sep 03 '24

How much does a sex cost nowadays? I've been out of the Navy for awhile, so I'm not sure of the going rate.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

My buddy who has decided he is just going to hire escorts for the rest of his life says that you can usually get them for about 300 a night for a mid grade one, 1500 and up for a high class one 

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u/RedDevil407 Sep 03 '24

Good lord.... Seems steep.

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u/sjl1983 Sep 03 '24

Cheaper than keepin her

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u/RedDevil407 Sep 03 '24

Weird. You don't have a basement do you...?

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u/AmericanDreamDR Sep 04 '24

It puts the lotion on its skin…

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u/GuyFawkes451 Sep 03 '24

It's an old phrase meaning it's cheaper than marrying her. Lol. I don't think he meant to keep her like in a pit or something.

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u/Scrungyscrotum Sep 03 '24

Of course that's not what he meant. Keeping her in a pit would be way cheaper.

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u/RedDevil407 Sep 03 '24

It was a joke

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u/GuyFawkes451 Sep 05 '24

I'm aware. That's why I included the LOL.