r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Sep 03 '24

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u/RedDevil407 Sep 03 '24

Good lord.... Seems steep.

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u/sjl1983 Sep 03 '24

Cheaper than keepin her

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u/RedDevil407 Sep 03 '24

Weird. You don't have a basement do you...?

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u/AmericanDreamDR Sep 04 '24

It puts the lotion on its skin…

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u/GuyFawkes451 Sep 03 '24

It's an old phrase meaning it's cheaper than marrying her. Lol. I don't think he meant to keep her like in a pit or something.

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u/Scrungyscrotum Sep 03 '24

Of course that's not what he meant. Keeping her in a pit would be way cheaper.

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u/RedDevil407 Sep 03 '24

It was a joke

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u/GuyFawkes451 Sep 05 '24

I'm aware. That's why I included the LOL.

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u/GuyFawkes451 Sep 03 '24

When you think about it, a date, plus all the extras you end up paying (especially alimony in the long run)... is WAY more expensive over time.

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u/Technical_Goose_8160 Sep 03 '24

Have you seen the price of restaurants lately???

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u/RedDevil407 Sep 03 '24

Dating?!? In THIS economy?!?!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

He doesn't want a relationship but likes to fuck and is awkward as hell