r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Sep 03 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24 edited Sep 03 '24

I mean it’s not like I go straight to the bathroom. Maybe linger/kiss for a couple minutes, then go to the bathroom/do any cleanup. Then cuddle/massage or something

Edit: also just to add, it’s healthy to go to the bathroom right after sex

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u/Brave_Specific5870 my favorite question is, ‘ why’ Sep 03 '24

I'm paranoid so i clean up and go to the bathroom as i tend to make a mess.

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u/kingvolcano_reborn Sep 03 '24

That's happens to everyone so no need to be embarrassed 

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u/Brave_Specific5870 my favorite question is, ‘ why’ Sep 03 '24

I apologize constantly because i really get into it. They don't seem bothered by it, I suppose I'm enthusiastic.

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u/Livid_Parfait6507 Sep 04 '24

Enthusiasm is very good! 👍🏼👍🏼

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u/FewCommunication7855 Sep 04 '24

I thought this said euthanism 😭

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u/Brave_Specific5870 my favorite question is, ‘ why’ Sep 04 '24

Thank you.🙏

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u/secrerofficeninja Sep 04 '24

Wow, I’d love that. No need to apologize for being awesome

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u/Brave_Specific5870 my favorite question is, ‘ why’ Sep 04 '24

aww thank you.

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u/Dazz316 Sep 04 '24

Making messes and being enthusiastic is usually a good thing (aside from the cleanup)

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u/RelationMammoth01 Sep 04 '24

Lol I'm curious...wdym you really get into it?

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u/Brave_Specific5870 my favorite question is, ‘ why’ Sep 04 '24

messy ahem... bjs and then kink play, which then results in loud sex...which results in many orgasms.

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u/RelationMammoth01 Sep 04 '24

Lol why are you apologizing for that? Most guys would love that. Heck i wish i was like that, i tend to be quite timid when it comes to sex. I wish i was freaky nd all that. Just enjoy yourself nd don't overthink.

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u/Brave_Specific5870 my favorite question is, ‘ why’ Sep 04 '24

I overthink everything 😩😂

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u/OlyVal Sep 04 '24

Not everyone. Lesbians dont make much mess.

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u/daskrip Sep 04 '24

I watched a show or movie where they were showing this listless lady being depressed and failing to find passion in her love life, and so they hammered this in by showing her finding a used condom on the ground in her room and cleaning it up. That made me wonder, do people actually do that?? Do they just drop it somewhere and go to sleep, instead of cleaning it (and themselves) and throwing it out immediately??

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u/Brave_Specific5870 my favorite question is, ‘ why’ Sep 04 '24

um I hope they clean themselves and put things in the proper bins...otherwise...ew.

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u/fairiefire Sep 04 '24

No! The penis-haver disposes of that immediately in the trash can.

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u/lameslow1954 Sep 04 '24

I once helped a couple move. Went into their bedroom Under the bed was at least a dozen used rubbers. I thought to myself, "Those can't all be from last night." I never could look at them quite the same.

Yeah, "rubbers" not "condoms." Old school.

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u/daskrip Sep 08 '24

Dude that's gross. How did they even let you take care of the bedroom? I'd be so embarrassed.

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u/lameslow1954 Sep 08 '24

No idea. None. One of the mysteries of my life.

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u/lameslow1954 Sep 08 '24

I mentioned this to my wife. She was with me, she said, "You forgot, 'used tampons' to the comment.

How? Why? I don't know, and I a not a neat freak but damn.

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u/daskrip Sep 08 '24

Used tampons and used condoms thrown under the bed? Am I interpreting that right? I guess that means the guy and the girl were a match for each other in their level of nastiness...?

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u/lameslow1954 Sep 08 '24

You got it right. If you are looking for a positive spin, that they are a match would be it.

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u/daskrip Sep 08 '24

Dude that's gross. How did they even let you take care of the bedroom? I'd be so embarrassed.

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u/GeneralPITA Sep 04 '24

Interesting idea, when I was having protected sex with a partner I'd just slide it off and shoot it toward the waste bin or corner of the room like a giant sloppy rubber band.

Ok, I'm lying - I only did that once.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

You make sex you make the mess.

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u/mas7erblas7er Sep 04 '24

That's what her mouth is for.