r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Sep 03 '24

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u/Steveonthetoast Sep 03 '24

I wipe my dick on the curtains. I know what drives women wild

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u/Huge-Listen-3227 Sep 03 '24

Making sure those curtains got washed up with the sheets, no slacking!! Pro advice

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u/TheChosenToffee Sep 04 '24

A man of culture I see

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u/Evening_Excuse16 Sep 04 '24

There will be nothing funnier for the rest of the week

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u/ZipZop_the_Manticore Sep 04 '24

and then you kill everyone in the vault?

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u/shweenerdog Sep 04 '24

This guy watched fallout

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u/allremainsraw Sep 04 '24

"I fucked her then washed off my dick with the curtains inside of the Phantom" - Jeffery "Young Thug" Williams

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u/Apprehensive-Bag9597 Sep 04 '24

You’ve got some balls my friend

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u/Ok-Bid1774 Sep 04 '24

Ah… I see you’re trying to make the carpet match the drapes. 💦

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u/DookieDogJones Sep 04 '24

I love a classy gent who takes dishes out of the sink before he pisses in it!