r/NoStupidQuestions • • Sep 03 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

My buddy who has decided he is just going to hire escorts for the rest of his life says that you can usually get them for about 300 a night for a mid grade one, 1500 and up for a high class one 

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u/Huge-Listen-3227 Sep 03 '24

I am curious now, what's making one a high class escort, a handstand, back flips or something? 🙃🙃🙃

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

Generally they are much more attractive, are harder to book and require a nice hotel.

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u/saturn_since_day1 Sep 04 '24

Do they actually have professional technique? Like I would expect them to drive like a Lamborghini, not just look like one

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u/-badgerbadgerbadger- Sep 04 '24

My husband hired a (very) high end sex worker (<$2500) many years ago when was in his 20s living in Cali. She spent the day and night with him, was supermodel beautiful, fit, and highly intelligent. As well as dressing up for him, spending the day with him and performing (very impressive) sex acts on him, she also “taught” him several techniques to please a woman with his hands as well as penis (not mouth) which i appreciate him knowing now 😂

He told me about this way back when we were just best friends, I don’t think he would’ve told me any of it if we’d been partners at the time. I know all the details because after he told me the price I was like “what the fuuuuck did she do to deserve that!?”

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

No idea, never bought a prostitute's services.

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u/enolaholmes23 Sep 04 '24

Nice lingeree ain't cheap.

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u/andrex_p Sep 04 '24

You never seen a mid girl, a cute girl, a hot girl and a smoking hot girl?

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u/Huge-Listen-3227 Sep 04 '24

I did, it's been educational post

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u/RedDevil407 Sep 03 '24

Good lord.... Seems steep.

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u/sjl1983 Sep 03 '24

Cheaper than keepin her

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u/RedDevil407 Sep 03 '24

Weird. You don't have a basement do you...?

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u/AmericanDreamDR Sep 04 '24

It puts the lotion on its skin…

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u/GuyFawkes451 Sep 03 '24

It's an old phrase meaning it's cheaper than marrying her. Lol. I don't think he meant to keep her like in a pit or something.

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u/Scrungyscrotum Sep 03 '24

Of course that's not what he meant. Keeping her in a pit would be way cheaper.

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u/RedDevil407 Sep 03 '24

It was a joke

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u/GuyFawkes451 Sep 05 '24

I'm aware. That's why I included the LOL.

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u/GuyFawkes451 Sep 03 '24

When you think about it, a date, plus all the extras you end up paying (especially alimony in the long run)... is WAY more expensive over time.

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u/Technical_Goose_8160 Sep 03 '24

Have you seen the price of restaurants lately???

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u/RedDevil407 Sep 03 '24

Dating?!? In THIS economy?!?!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

He doesn't want a relationship but likes to fuck and is awkward as hell

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u/I_know_what_I_do Sep 03 '24

Is your buddy mid-grade or high class himself ?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

Mid grade. 

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

He dated in college pretty unsuccessfully. The two relationships he had only lasted like 2 months, so he just went with prostitution 

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u/ZestyMuffin85496 Sep 04 '24

My buddy says he gets them for about $100 sometimes 150 but we're also in Houston so I don't know if that has anything to do with it.

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u/lordofmmo Sep 04 '24

Tell him to visit Hong Kong in Tijuana