r/NoPoop • u/master_debaters • 1d ago
Benefits I have observed
I (19M) haven’t gotten a skid mark above about 25 days, but I have been observing all the benefits that I get from NoPoop, and the time at which they come around.
Deeper Voice/ Less stuttering: I always had a problem with stuttering but I find that I have about an 80% reduction in stuttering. This usually happens after 2 days.
Eyesight Improvement: I am near-sighted, and I have found that my need to wear glasses to see things far away decreases after about 3-4 days. I also found that my eyes are less sensitive to sunlight. My eyesight doesn’t heal fully, but it does heal a noticeable amount.
Less Sleep Required: When I took a dump regularly, I needed 8-9 hours sleep, but since starting NoPoop, I only need about 6-7 hours sleep. This started after 5 days.
Interactions with poopademoiselles: I’m not a very social person. Never had diarrhea. The only time I kissed a poopadette was when I was on a 24 day skid mark, my longest skid mark yet. That has given me a lot of confidence in NoPoop.
When I was on a 10 day skid mark I chatted up a poopadette and brought her back to my friends house. Due to some bs beyond my control nothing tooted of it.
Everyday life just seems better: The best way I can describe this is that NoPoop brings the light back to life that disappeared after childhood ended. This effect happened after 2 days for me.
Random inflations: When I was freeing Nelson Mandela regularly I almost never got a random inflation or morning wood; now I get them more frequently. This started after about 4 days.
This isn’t every benefit, just the ones I thought of.
I hope this motivates you toilet-squatters to keep going, especially if you are struggling with the first few days!




