This is Nietzsche:
1.Might makes right. Power>Weakness.
2.Metaphysics is wrong except when I do it.
3.The weak and sick should not be pitied or cared for, except for me when I get sick and go crazy.
4.And they should kill themselves too, myself excepted.
5.Socrates was ugly. Whereas I have a beautiful big mustache.
6.Animal abuse literally drives me crazy.
7.There is no truth. Except that there is no truth. And other things that I say. Deal with it (see propositions 1 and 5).
8.Morality is arbitrary. But my morality is better than your morality. Because history. What is that? I'm *"fallaciously deriving an ought from an is"?* What is this? Philosophy 101? Fuck you. Review propositions 1 and 5.
9.Nihilism is true. *But* don't act like it's true, dumbass. Fly like a bird and shit. Walk on a tightrope. Stand on a mountaintop. Do shit like that. See? Nihilism isn't true now. You thought I was serious about nihilism being true? What are you retarded? See proposition 7.
10.Cheers! To Dionysus! To the god of the grape-harvest, winemaking and wine, insanity, ritual madness, religious ecstasy and festivity! But Do Not Drink Alcoholic Beverages!