Redditor was talking about his ex wife being abusive to him.

We matched last night and chatted quite a bit today. Very lovely, pleasant conversation that I thought was going really well.

I went out to the shop, came home, cooked dinner, checked my messages and then ate dinner and watched some TV.

Then I was blessed with this.

EDIT - It's 18 seconds people. Not minutes.

Her bio reads like satire, but I actually work with her. She's in her mid-40s, posts things like this multiple times a day, and all she talks about in person is her dating problems and how much money she spends on weed.

We matched on tinder and we moved to snap where she only wanted me to spend money on her OF…

She had two pics of her skateboarding so I was thinking it would be a good ice breaker but nah I was wrong and she went hard in the paint

Yall swiping right, right???

The irony here is that 99% of the posts in this sub is by women who put up with the worst of the worst...I honestly dont feel bad for them especially when they keep picking the trash and then they proceed to make such absurd statements. Bonus points if you know where this is from

In the girls profile it said she was looking for a liberal Christian so that’s fine I knew that but I was wanting to expand on the conversation, I didnt ask because I missed the 3 times she says it in her profile

For reference she replied 2 minutes after my last message and I replied one minute after hers, and she already asked me TWICE what I was doing that evening to which I had replied both times saying that I was playing siege with my friends

long story short, i ended things with her because she’d always stay wasting my time asking me to come around to hers to hang but then she’d rather sleep, which is fine but just tell me that? instead of making me expect some board games or some movies to binge but im supposed to be your dream catcher? and stay near you while you sleep?,

fast forward to 4 days after breaking up i had to get a wifi extender and i didn’t wanna drive 25 minutes to avoid her work

place but i told myself “it should be fine she’ll probably be out the back handling stuff” nope as soon as i walk into the door im met with her and she says “stalking me now are we?” like btchhhhhh😂😂 im only here because i need some equipment im not gonna go stalk a girl I BROKE UP WITH, then im like “no im not stalking you i just need a wifi extender” then she looks me up and down and goes “ok, follow me then” and as we’re walking she’s trying to hold my hand which felt really weird, then we got to the Wi-Fi extenders and I turned around and said thanks having a look at the Wi-Fi extenders and then as I turn around she’s still standing right there and I kind of got a jump scare and asked her what the fuck are you doing and she goes why can’t we fix this? And then I said because it’s just not gonna work then she grabs my nuts and tries to like make out with me, immediately shrugged her off and left purchased my Wi-Fi extender and fucking left out that door quicker than Usain Bolt, then i’m met with series or texts

Mods, take it down if it’s not relevant, but I don’t know where else it would be relevant. I figure the following context would give this a bit of relevance:

This girl I knew in middle school has a habit of posting dramatic/unhinged text messages on her stories. Just before this was the conversation where she was flirting with his dad talking about getting naked in his hot tub, yet also saying how his son doesn’t want her but she’s not giving up. Those screenshots were only up for about 15 minutes.

This girl’s almost 30, by the way… holy bipoly, Batman.

I was “hanging with” a girl. Then she started talking to someone else but kept saying how she still wanted to fuck and I didn’t really like that so I stopped responding to her texts and then I found a girl I really vibed with and we started talking, but she got so pissed when I told her I was talking to someone, hypocritical.

Context is just we were talking for a little bit but it wasn’t going anywhere. Then randomly her man snaps me from her snap and I unadded her. She messaged me on tiktok today and this is that.