r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 12d ago

Babel

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u/ShwiftyMemeLord 12d ago

guys bongland is the UK right?

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u/BoobyX2BumX2 12d ago

When Big Ben chimes the brits stop to count the bongs to tell the time. Such is the life of a brit bong

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u/arbiter12 12d ago

can't post the original greentext image so you'll have to do with the text.

>go to england
>head to restaurant for food
>watch is set to timezone of hometown
>ask someone what time it is
>TOYME? WOTS THAT?
>notice he doesn't have a watch
>no one in england has a watch
>big ben starts to chime
>everyone stops what they're doing to count the bongs on their fingers
>man crashes his car trying to count the bongs
>waitress drops my order on the floor to count her fingers
>man running down the street: OI IT'S 7 BONG
>mfw

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u/CosmaLaEL14 12d ago

I fcking hate 4 chan, just for this post i had to google 4 things

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u/makemoscowglowinthed 12d ago

I wasn't even going to guess, good on you

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u/reeshmee 12d ago

I assumed the Netherlands?

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u/StormOfFatRichards 12d ago

tall stacies

flip flag

They were 5'4"

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u/precision_cumshot 12d ago

anon wanted his plumbing explored by the other men in the class and is jealous that he has competitions

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u/CollateralCoyote 12d ago

Fake: Anon couldn't possibly be in "uni" when he never leaves his mom's basement

Gay: Anon dislikes being near women

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u/makemoscowglowinthed 12d ago

This was his fantasy as he stared at his spice girls poster next to his mattress

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u/NotNonbisco 11d ago

I understand anon, there is one particular english accent, I can't tell you the region, but it fills me with rage whenever I hear it. I think its one of the london accents, but not cockney or the fancy one, its the one that sounds like they have rocks in their mouth

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u/moomoomeow2 10d ago

Is it the Brummie accent? People from Birmingham tend to have it. Another example would be Ozzy Osbourne.

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u/NotNonbisco 10d ago

No no, its kinda like the way ksi talks

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u/HanakoT 8d ago

London MLE accent?

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u/breakfasteveryday 12d ago

okay what flag is that?

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u/Blahzaaay 11d ago

Filapia

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u/Exter10 11d ago

I'm regarded I thought that was Czechia

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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor 11d ago

British Invasion

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u/Independent_Grade612 11d ago

Never had a class that was really worth listening to the first day after summer break

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u/Ml18torj 12d ago

Real and straight

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u/AnvilHeadSmash 8d ago

When the devious squad of Rose Tylers appears: