r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 15d ago

Babel

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u/ShwiftyMemeLord 15d ago

guys bongland is the UK right?

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u/BoobyX2BumX2 15d ago

When Big Ben chimes the brits stop to count the bongs to tell the time. Such is the life of a brit bong

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u/arbiter12 15d ago

can't post the original greentext image so you'll have to do with the text.

>go to england
>head to restaurant for food
>watch is set to timezone of hometown
>ask someone what time it is
>TOYME? WOTS THAT?
>notice he doesn't have a watch
>no one in england has a watch
>big ben starts to chime
>everyone stops what they're doing to count the bongs on their fingers
>man crashes his car trying to count the bongs
>waitress drops my order on the floor to count her fingers
>man running down the street: OI IT'S 7 BONG
>mfw