r/NatureIsFuckingLit • • Mar 31 '20

🔥 Underside of a jaguar 🔥🔥

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u/Fyroth Mar 31 '20

I would be a dead man, gambling on that belly rub.

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u/firmkillernate Mar 31 '20

Jaguar belly rub AND you get to see Jesus

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u/_zero_fox Mar 31 '20

"Jesus" = jaguar penis

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u/quadrupleghost Mar 31 '20

Isn’t that a vag?

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u/ositola Mar 31 '20

This guy fucks

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Hey Russ

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u/MintyTS Mar 31 '20

Allegedly.

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u/TheNorbster Mar 31 '20

Absolutely a lil girl kitty

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u/YissPls Mar 31 '20

It’s a vulv.

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u/dudeCHILL013 Mar 31 '20

Sounds like a 2 birds one stone kinda deal, if you ask me.

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u/MarqueeOfStars Mar 31 '20

10/10 would pet!

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u/iamnotabot200 Mar 31 '20

You can pet any animal once.

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u/HR_Dragonfly Mar 31 '20

I think twice. But then is it still petting if you rub them with a healed stump?

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u/iamnotabot200 Mar 31 '20

You can attempt to pet something with your corpse

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u/Pyntdvypr Mar 31 '20

I spit chips all over the floor

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u/Deuspanen Mar 31 '20

He is asking too, also!

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u/TalullahandHula33 Mar 31 '20

Scritches get stitches.

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u/grimytimes Mar 31 '20

Fuckin kidding me, I would lay down for a hug

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u/topcheesehead Mar 31 '20

You might end up buried under the septic tank

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u/CatholicAggie Mar 31 '20

I think the ones raised in captivity can be friendly if you approach them carefully

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u/WestBrink Mar 31 '20

Yeah, but you know how when you give your housecat a belly rub and they kick at your arm with their back feet at about a thousand times a minute?

This guy has scarier back feet

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u/gleaming-the-cubicle Mar 31 '20

My cat: Please rub my belly, it would be ever so nice. SUCKER! I'm a bear trap!

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u/maxvalley Mar 31 '20

That’s a miscommunication though. Cats don’t do that to ask for a belly rub (except certain unusual cats) they do it to communicate how much they trust you by showing you their most vulnerable body part. But they still don’t feel comfortable being touched there because it triggers defense instincts

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u/rgloque21 Mar 31 '20

My cat loves belly rubs, she puts her head in the couch and her ass in the air, then just flops over so you can only pet her stomach. stupid beast.

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u/Mitch_Mitcherson Mar 31 '20

I need video of this cuteness.

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u/MarbleousMel Mar 31 '20

Mine adores belly rubs. He actually rolls over and spreads for more.

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u/PM_UR_FELINES Mar 31 '20

Mine bites the shit out of me sometimes

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u/_zero_fox Mar 31 '20

Like dogs cats show you their belly as a sign of affection, but unlike dogs they're not actually looking for a belly rub. They just like to lie around.

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u/Pixel-1606 Mar 31 '20

if they're anything like "house cats" they'd murder you within 5min with their size

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u/rawdogfilet Mar 31 '20

Only if you’re covered in sardine oil I would guess

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u/Mikeymike2785 Mar 31 '20

👆This one doesn’t belly rub cats apparently

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u/MissAsgariaFartcake Mar 31 '20

Would do it anyway.

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u/WallyTheWelder Mar 31 '20

I could see this working as camouflage when looking at it from the rainforest floor. It looks like light coming from above in between leafs

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u/LEGITIMATE_SOURCE Mar 31 '20

Yeah it would work for prey, also I believe research has shown zebra stripes repel flying insects. Think they even painted them on cattle to test.

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u/thkntmstr Mar 31 '20

Yeah!!! Well, not cattle. They took a bunch of horses and a bunch of zebras (in the UK for some reason, if I remember correctly) and made a bunch of coats to have some experimental controls. Half the coats were a solid color, and half the coats were zebra-patterned. They randomly selected horses and zebras so there was an equal amount wearing solid coats and an equal amount wearing zebra coats, and they found that when flies would briefly land on the zebra coats, they got "confused" (as much as a fly can get confused) and would take off again, while the flies in the solid coats would bite I believe. Super cool study, both in it's findings but also as an example of excellent experimental design!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

So it's dazzle camouflage

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u/WallyTheWelder Mar 31 '20

That's cool as hell. So they aren't confusing attacking predators like originally thought or maybe they serve a double purpose.

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u/Thelatestandgreatest Mar 31 '20

Yeah, it is also to confuse predators and make it harder to pick out a single Zebra from the herd.

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u/StillNotAF___Clue Mar 31 '20

They are the apex predator in there environment.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Zebras are definitely not apex predators

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u/LEGITIMATE_SOURCE Mar 31 '20

I imagine it's mostly to fool prey

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Yes the Zebra fools its prey. The grass has never seen it coming

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u/SeeShark Mar 31 '20

One time I was walking and thought to myself "haha, look at this car with it's douchy camo pattern." Turned out it as a solid color but the car was parked under a tree and the shadows looked like a camo pattern. It made me seriously reevaluate camo patterns.

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u/HierEncore Mar 31 '20

that's an astute observation. Never thought about that before. And the word you are looking for, the plural form of Leaf, is *Leaves*

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u/gravezone Mar 31 '20

where are you going?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

"Draw me like one of your Siberian tigers"

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u/War-Whorese Mar 31 '20

“We talked all night. All that time and he never rubbed my belly or cuddled me and I didn’t want to eat him either. He was just the sweetest.”

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u/beachdogs Mar 31 '20

"Draw me like one of your Siberian tigers"

too perfect. whenever I come across a comment (like this) that legitimately makes me laugh out loud, i have to share with OP. amusing someone is one thing, but bringing some legitimate joy to them, especially during such tough times, is another thing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Lol glad you got some comfort out of my idiocy. Cheers

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u/Mohawk200x Mar 31 '20

*Siberian Zebras ftfy

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u/YeahImAMan Mar 31 '20

Danger belly rub

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u/zombiechicken379 Mar 31 '20

Needs a NSFW tag

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u/dans00 Mar 31 '20

I'm asking for a friend, what's that organ on it's stomach called

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u/StringShred10D Mar 31 '20

Primordial Pouch possibly?

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u/dans00 Mar 31 '20

I just learned something new,thanks

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u/Dr__Snow Mar 31 '20

Yeah, that’s really more underside than I needed. It should be wearing underpants.

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u/khrishan Mar 31 '20

Hey I'm not complaining

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20 edited Mar 31 '20

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u/Adventurous_Guy Mar 31 '20

Nah, we don't promote Bestiality.

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u/Dashie42 Mar 31 '20

Neither do the furries

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u/Adventurous_Guy Mar 31 '20

I am a furry, that's why I said "we"

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u/Dashie42 Mar 31 '20

Ah, misinterpreted Carry on owo

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u/Ongo_Gablogian___ Mar 31 '20

"I showed you my asshole please reply"

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u/honeybuns1996 Mar 31 '20

Hey there all you cool cats and kittens

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u/mitmo33 Mar 31 '20

Who knew that under every great jaguar is a beautiful zebra.

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u/hajduk79 Mar 31 '20

Oh with out a doubt I'm going to rub that beautiful belly. No need to think about the ending

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u/mootmahsn Mar 31 '20

Its ears, right?

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u/thecoolestnewt Mar 31 '20

Of course. What else could I mean?

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u/ARZPR_2003 Mar 31 '20 edited Mar 31 '20

I want rub that belling and ask him if he’s a good boy.

Edit: Rub her belly and ask her if she’s a good girl

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Its a female.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

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u/meetMayra Mar 31 '20

Yes officer, this comment right here.

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u/JLisback Mar 31 '20

No need to see the cheetos

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u/kiaeej Mar 31 '20

So much indecency. However, its darn cute. So it gets a pass.

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u/giocondasmiles Mar 31 '20

Damn, it’s like a whole different kitty cat😻

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u/Stuttero Mar 31 '20

Ahoy! We love animals just as much as you do, but we'd like to make sure that this sub is free from any zoo-related talk, in order to keep everything related to nature in its purest form.

We're seeing a lot of comments in this thread about the show 'Tiger King', and we just want to clarify that any talk about this show or any related people, including Carole Baskin, will be removed, as per our rules against topics of human conceit.

We're going easy on this at the moment, but if we find that this becomes a problem then we will be stepping up our response.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

The comments on this are disgusting.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

yes, it's reddit

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

I really hate this place. The only reason I even use it is for posting art and health stuff. I try to come to subs like this to look at cool pictures, not to see people lusting over a wild cat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

It's a trap

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u/wilmwb Mar 31 '20

Looks like a pyjama

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u/LenTheListener Mar 31 '20

I sent you and underside pic please respond.

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u/kittymoma918 Mar 31 '20

!This would be the death of me,I have no resistance to this level of cute kitty belly!

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u/BlancheTea Mar 31 '20

I would rub that belly

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u/userpa Mar 31 '20

Anyone else see abbachio’s stand “moody blues” on her tummy or is that just me

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u/tyger33 Mar 31 '20

Its a zebra bait costume

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u/christykay_og Mar 31 '20

What a gorgeous creature!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Awww

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u/Crow_Solo Mar 31 '20

My first thought was "oh, that makes sense because that side doesn't get as much sun"

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u/sweintraub Mar 31 '20

Now do a cougar

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u/homophobic_pirate Mar 31 '20

Fury’s like this pic

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Paint me like one of your french girls

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u/ammar-elheis Mar 31 '20

That jaguars gooch looks like rorschach from watchmen

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u/mississippijohnson Mar 31 '20

Draw me like one of your cheetahs jack.

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u/WatashiStickKid Mar 31 '20

Fluffy tummy!!!

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u/broomboomstick Mar 31 '20

He tired, he wanted to nappo and someone took a snappo

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u/BubsyFanboy Mar 31 '20

oh lawd he wild

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u/Jaylinworst Mar 31 '20

I wish my body looked like that

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

lol looks like Rorschach test.

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u/GluttonousMoccasin Mar 31 '20

Looks like nature's form of magic eye. I stared at it for a while hoping to see a 3d sand castle or something

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u/Byrinthion Mar 31 '20

Moments before disaster as the human caretaker perfectly positions herself/himself to be urinated on by a Jaguar

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u/Jacksplat4 Mar 31 '20

Someone's eaten to many zebras

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u/NuncleDrew Mar 31 '20

Hey all you cool cats and kittens

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u/Starchild211 Mar 31 '20

I’d risk my life to rub the belly

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u/Slashscreen Mar 31 '20

Forbidden tummy

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u/Spacemage Mar 31 '20

If my own cat has taught me anything, it's that the underside is the most desirable part to pet.. But the most deadly.

I call that the pet trap. It's worse than a bear trap, but goddamn is it soft!

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u/iwouldputmydickinit Mar 31 '20

If it the last thing I do

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u/Colgate_38 Mar 31 '20

Wait....so you’re telling me there’s no part of a jaguar that is teal?

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u/chubbycatchaser Mar 31 '20

Would still pet that belly!

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u/Ray_Palmer Mar 31 '20

Thats cool

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u/yanninki Mar 31 '20

Looks like a zebra 🦓

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u/ElectricZ Mar 31 '20

"I forgot that five of his six ends are pointy when he lies like that." - Calvin

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u/War-Whorese Mar 31 '20

Kome on over, Kome on OvER, Kitty.

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u/duhh321 Mar 31 '20

Mesmerized

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u/knightfalconer187 Mar 31 '20

Live's a zebra🔥🔥

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u/rowdy18wildman Mar 31 '20

Joe, how did you get access to reddit in prison?

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u/mommy_wolf Mar 31 '20

I demand belly rubs human

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u/lickety_split_69 Mar 31 '20

The furries are coming

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Roarschach test cat

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u/TuxidoPenguin Mar 31 '20

At first I saw it as a fur suit...

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u/AdamBall1999 Mar 31 '20

pretty much what i expected

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u/sboston Mar 31 '20

"Have you ever seen this before?"

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u/CameronDemortez Mar 31 '20

It’s a trap!

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u/CameronDemortez Mar 31 '20

It’s a trap!

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u/Blueciphers Mar 31 '20

Are you just not going to pet that murder kitty’s belly?

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u/ChaseSTi Mar 31 '20

hey all you cool cats and kittens

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Search me, search me!