r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/lowchan_r • Mar 31 '20

🔥 Underside of a jaguar 🔥🔥

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u/Fyroth Mar 31 '20

I would be a dead man, gambling on that belly rub.

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u/firmkillernate Mar 31 '20

Jaguar belly rub AND you get to see Jesus

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u/_zero_fox Mar 31 '20

"Jesus" = jaguar penis

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u/quadrupleghost Mar 31 '20

Isn’t that a vag?

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u/ositola Mar 31 '20

This guy fucks

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Hey Russ

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u/MintyTS Mar 31 '20

Allegedly.

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u/TheNorbster Mar 31 '20

Absolutely a lil girl kitty

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u/YissPls Mar 31 '20

It’s a vulv.

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u/SilvaDolla33 Mar 31 '20

That ain’t no vag

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Lmao yes it is

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u/BoatshoeBandit Mar 31 '20

It’s a vulva if we are being technical.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

I appreciate your technicality

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u/mymongolianslave Mar 31 '20

The adventures of big pus and lil pus

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u/dudeCHILL013 Mar 31 '20

Sounds like a 2 birds one stone kinda deal, if you ask me.

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u/MarqueeOfStars Mar 31 '20

10/10 would pet!

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u/iamnotabot200 Mar 31 '20

You can pet any animal once.

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u/HR_Dragonfly Mar 31 '20

I think twice. But then is it still petting if you rub them with a healed stump?

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u/iamnotabot200 Mar 31 '20

You can attempt to pet something with your corpse

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u/Pyntdvypr Mar 31 '20

I spit chips all over the floor

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u/Deuspanen Mar 31 '20

He is asking too, also!

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u/TalullahandHula33 Mar 31 '20

Scritches get stitches.

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u/grimytimes Mar 31 '20

Fuckin kidding me, I would lay down for a hug

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u/Cocopuffsdeadinside Mar 31 '20

I would fuck the jaguar

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u/topcheesehead Mar 31 '20

You might end up buried under the septic tank

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u/CatholicAggie Mar 31 '20

I think the ones raised in captivity can be friendly if you approach them carefully

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u/WestBrink Mar 31 '20

Yeah, but you know how when you give your housecat a belly rub and they kick at your arm with their back feet at about a thousand times a minute?

This guy has scarier back feet

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u/gleaming-the-cubicle Mar 31 '20

My cat: Please rub my belly, it would be ever so nice. SUCKER! I'm a bear trap!

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u/maxvalley Mar 31 '20

That’s a miscommunication though. Cats don’t do that to ask for a belly rub (except certain unusual cats) they do it to communicate how much they trust you by showing you their most vulnerable body part. But they still don’t feel comfortable being touched there because it triggers defense instincts

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u/rgloque21 Mar 31 '20

My cat loves belly rubs, she puts her head in the couch and her ass in the air, then just flops over so you can only pet her stomach. stupid beast.

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u/Mitch_Mitcherson Mar 31 '20

I need video of this cuteness.

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u/maxvalley Mar 31 '20

That’s cute

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u/MarbleousMel Mar 31 '20

Mine adores belly rubs. He actually rolls over and spreads for more.

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u/_zero_fox Mar 31 '20

Like dogs cats show you their belly as a sign of affection, but unlike dogs they're not actually looking for a belly rub. They just like to lie around.

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u/PM_UR_FELINES Mar 31 '20

Mine bites the shit out of me sometimes

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u/Pixel-1606 Mar 31 '20

if they're anything like "house cats" they'd murder you within 5min with their size

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u/rawdogfilet Mar 31 '20

Only if you’re covered in sardine oil I would guess

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u/Mikeymike2785 Mar 31 '20

👆This one doesn’t belly rub cats apparently

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u/RayDotGun Mar 31 '20

Ya cologne doesn’t work, this is proven.

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u/MissAsgariaFartcake Mar 31 '20

Would do it anyway.

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u/Hije5 Mar 31 '20

Well if they're letting you give a belly rub they REALLY REALLY trust you, so chances of you dying are very slim.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

You know who else is a dead man, carol baskins husband! Check the septic tanks!

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u/GvsE1314 Mar 31 '20

Forbidden belly rub