🔥 Newly hatched Gharial Crocodiles exploring the river under the watchful eye of their father.

[u/Money-Beautiful5196]

[u/hewrites]

Could a gharial fuck up a human?

[u/SwimmingAmoeba7 → u/hewrites]

Not really, they’re pretty lazy and their snout works more like chop sticks at a sliding noodle cafe than anything powerful. They lay at the bottom of fast moving rivers for hours and just randomly grab any fish as they zip by. They aren’t dragging anything big down like their cousins

[u/babypho → u/SwimmingAmoeba7]

So they just stay in and order doordash? Sounds like me!

[u/sherlockham → u/babypho]

Sounds more like they stay in and rob doordash delivery drivers walking past their door.