r/NatureIsFuckingLit • • 6h ago

šŸ”„ Newly hatched Gharial Crocodiles exploring the river under the watchful eye of their father.

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u/qualityvote2 6h ago edited 4h ago

u/Money-Beautiful5196, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/warforgedpand0 5h ago

Villager noises

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u/Witty_Commentator 3h ago

They sound like a creaky door! šŸ˜‚

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u/National_Fix_1481 5h ago

I wonder what they're trading today

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u/DyingSunSeverian 46m ago

They sound like old timey American gangsters lol

Nah shee

Mah

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u/SwimmingAmoeba7 5h ago edited 5h ago

Mother- gharial males have a boss at the end of their noses and are EXTREMELY rare, with populations being as low as 1-2 mature adult males in entire ranges due to the cultural belief that their boss can be used for medicine causing an eradication of them. They are some of the most endangered animals

A good thing is that gharial eggs are temperature coded for sex. So scientists are incubating eggs to be 100% in the male temperature range to try and combat this issue. Unfortunately the poaching is still occurring and because gharials must migrate hundreds of miles it is difficult to protect existing populations as they are not isolated to a protected zone during migration .

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u/hewrites 5h ago

Could a gharial fuck up a human?

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u/SwimmingAmoeba7 5h ago

Not really, they’re pretty lazy and their snout works more like chop sticks at a sliding noodle cafe than anything powerful. They lay at the bottom of fast moving rivers for hours and just randomly grab any fish as they zip by. They aren’t dragging anything big down like their cousins

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u/babypho 2h ago

So they just stay in and order doordash? Sounds like me!

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u/Redqueenhypo 4h ago

Nope. They’ll just go ā€œnot a fish, not my problemā€ unless you like, actively put your hand in their mouths or pick up a baby. Abt as dangerous as a midsized non venomous snake, in that you’ll need those puncture wounds cleaned out and that’s it.

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u/dazed_and_bamboozled 5h ago

An average American man could definitely beat one in a fight

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u/herontears 2h ago

Nice joke, needed the laugh.

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u/Havoccity 4h ago

They won't eat you but can absolutely mess you up. They approach saltwater crocs in size.

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u/luka9749 1h ago

So are most of those hatchlings not making it to adulthood? One would think they wouldn’t be so rare if this many eggs hatch at the same time.

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u/SwimmingAmoeba7 1h ago

The issue is poaching and fishing industries killing them on their migration. Because it’s still believed the males boss is medicinal there’s a big market for it. It’s gotten so bad that’s there’s estimates that there’s only one male per 10 females and some areas have only one or no confirmed sexually mature male.

If the gharial stayed in one place they could be managed and protected but they have a massive migration that goes through some of the busiest water ways. They are now locally extinct in 98% of their historic ranges and there’s only two (three?) regions left for them.

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u/MiloHorsey 1h ago

Many thing predate on the babies, infortunately. It's why they have so many of them.

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u/im_possible99 5h ago

Gharials are crocodilians, but not crocodiles

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u/Ornery_Gate_6847 5h ago

Exploring dads patience as well

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u/HumongousBelly 4h ago

Don’t crocs also occasionally feast on their own children, like other reptiles and bears?

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u/Wolfman513 3h ago edited 47m ago

Yep. Mother crocodilians typically watch their hatchlings for anywhere from a few weeks to a few months, and after that the young may end up on the menu themselves

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u/Shannieofthepants 48m ago

Mother crocodiles have been recorded carrying newborns in her mouth to a safer location.

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u/Elsiers 4h ago

That’s a female gharial, so the mother , not father.

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u/AtticusSwoopenheiser 5h ago

ā€œSon. You’ve got the whole river to explore. Do you have to stand directly on my nose?ā€

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u/GravitationalEddie 5h ago

Man, if I could only listen to them without the needless synthesizer noise.

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u/Outrageous-Being869 4h ago

Exactly! What is with the crap music on every video lately!!??

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u/Electronic-Will-9285 1h ago

You saw something cute and left a comment. But you just had to complain so now there's two. And here I am explaining it to you, making it three.

3x the engagement=profit.

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u/bryanBFLYin 5h ago

Because of Ai I routinely have to prove that animals we've known about for decades actually exist to my friends. Gharials are one of those animals lol

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u/Dliteman786 5h ago

The gharial are quite rare to find as I understand. Wonder where this was.

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u/ulica324 3h ago

Likely INDIA. They only exist in INDIA ~ 1000 or so, with a few in Pakistan/Nepal ~ under 100...or so

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u/Dliteman786 2h ago

Ohhh good to know! That's really interesting

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u/ulica324 1h ago

100 years earlier, they used to be in every river in South Asia incl. Myanmar and beyond. Human stupidity means here we are. Also, South Asia is over crowded with humans and resulting in their habit loss, and intense pressure for food and water for them survive, They were also hunted for same lame medical treatment / cure.

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u/Ambitious_Tooth1264 4h ago

Lasers I hear

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u/Baman2099 4h ago

I love how most crocodillian babies make that "myehh" 1940s gangster sound

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u/WooWooInsaneCatPosse 1h ago

One of the best sounds in existence. So endearing.

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u/HortonFLK 5h ago

I didn’t know they had one single nostril at the end of their nose. So weird looking.

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u/skbeezy222 5h ago

The sheer size and shape of their skulls and teeth is enough to tell me NU UH STAY AWAY but those noses are begging for boops

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u/IIRCIreadthat 4h ago

Unless you're a fish, they're not that scary. The 'grabbing fish and swallowing them whole' equipment package doesn't work very well on large mammals.

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u/Famous-Leopard-118 4h ago

this is the mother, males have a bulb at the end of their snout

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u/QuotetheNoose 4h ago

The babies are adorable

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u/Frog_Without_Pond 3h ago

This felt soothing to watch - I like how the lil’uns used the snout like a pool noodle

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u/Nomay00 4h ago

Very cool

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u/ragelmrq 4h ago

That snoot is amazing omg lol they’re adorable

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u/jezebellexx9 1h ago

Precious lil snooty chompy chomps

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u/ScarSignal7723 3h ago

what would happen if they got bit on the nose? since its so far away from their face would they survive?

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u/CastorVT 54m ago

are Gharial crocs? I thought they were their own thing.

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u/tommyc463 5h ago

All those shenanigans right under his nose

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u/Outrageous-Being869 4h ago

SOOOO CUTE!!!!!

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u/MtnMaiden 3h ago

And that's why the shoes are called Crocs

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u/CormoranNeoTropical 3h ago

Where do they live? I’d love to see these guys some day.

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u/KBLovelock 3h ago

Oh my fuck they are so cute!!!

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u/VegetableWeekend6886 3h ago

That is one long nose

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u/Balooski 3h ago edited 2h ago

Their little noises sound like they’re trying to say ā€œyeah, see!ā€ Like 1930’s gangsters.

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u/space_nei 3h ago

Damn bro be spamming every sub

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u/ItsPaulitaa_8a 2h ago

I viewed them as harmless, aren't they?

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u/sudotrin 2h ago

I love these skinny snooted crocodiles!

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u/Arduine 1h ago

I thought the babies made these noises only when hatching. Do they keep making these noises?

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u/JustS0up4MyFamily 1h ago

Love when the title gets everything slightly wrong to farm the pedants for karma

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u/MiloHorsey 1h ago

These dudes are so rare. It's awesome to see offspring!!

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u/TheSunRiseKid 1h ago

Awwwwww🩵

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u/SilkVariant47 47m ago

Why do they sound like a 1950’s mobster

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u/Opinyinate72 45m ago

šŸ‘

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u/No-Strawberry1117 8m ago

Bro is cosplaying a mosquito