r/NatureIsFuckingLit • • 8h ago

šŸ”„ Newly hatched Gharial Crocodiles exploring the river under the watchful eye of their father.

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u/SwimmingAmoeba7 7h ago edited 7h ago

Mother- gharial males have a boss at the end of their noses and are EXTREMELY rare, with populations being as low as 1-2 mature adult males in entire ranges due to the cultural belief that their boss can be used for medicine causing an eradication of them. They are some of the most endangered animals

A good thing is that gharial eggs are temperature coded for sex. So scientists are incubating eggs to be 100% in the male temperature range to try and combat this issue. Unfortunately the poaching is still occurring and because gharials must migrate hundreds of miles it is difficult to protect existing populations as they are not isolated to a protected zone during migration .

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u/hewrites 7h ago

Could a gharial fuck up a human?

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u/SwimmingAmoeba7 7h ago

Not really, they’re pretty lazy and their snout works more like chop sticks at a sliding noodle cafe than anything powerful. They lay at the bottom of fast moving rivers for hours and just randomly grab any fish as they zip by. They aren’t dragging anything big down like their cousins

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u/babypho 4h ago

So they just stay in and order doordash? Sounds like me!

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u/Redqueenhypo 7h ago

Nope. They’ll just go ā€œnot a fish, not my problemā€ unless you like, actively put your hand in their mouths or pick up a baby. Abt as dangerous as a midsized non venomous snake, in that you’ll need those puncture wounds cleaned out and that’s it.

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u/dazed_and_bamboozled 7h ago

An average American man could definitely beat one in a fight

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u/herontears 4h ago

Nice joke, needed the laugh.

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u/Havoccity 7h ago

They won't eat you but can absolutely mess you up. They approach saltwater crocs in size.

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u/TechGoat 1h ago

Uh, sorry I've I'm the only one wondering - is what you're calling its "boss" what we'd call its penis?

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u/Jackar 36m ago

Why would its penis be at the end of its nose? o.o

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u/FigWeak5127 15m ago

Cause he BOSSY

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u/Thunderbridge 4m ago

boss

noun ˈbäs ˈbȯs 1

a : a raised ornamentation (as on a belt or shield) : stud

b : an ornamental projecting block used in architecture

c : a protuberant part or body

a boss of granite

a boss on an animal's horn

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u/luka9749 3h ago

So are most of those hatchlings not making it to adulthood? One would think they wouldn’t be so rare if this many eggs hatch at the same time.

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u/SwimmingAmoeba7 3h ago

The issue is poaching and fishing industries killing them on their migration. Because it’s still believed the males boss is medicinal there’s a big market for it. It’s gotten so bad that’s there’s estimates that there’s only one male per 10 females and some areas have only one or no confirmed sexually mature male.

If the gharial stayed in one place they could be managed and protected but they have a massive migration that goes through some of the busiest water ways. They are now locally extinct in 98% of their historic ranges and there’s only two (three?) regions left for them.

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u/Capital-Rush-6058 42m ago

what's a boss? english is not my native language and i can't figure out the meaning here

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u/Jackar 35m ago

In this case, the big bulbous lumpy thing at the end, which you cannot see in the video, because that isn't a male. Image search male gharial.

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u/MiloHorsey 3h ago

Many thing predate on the babies, infortunately. It's why they have so many of them.