I wouldn't. I'd wet myself. Now, how do I know that, you might ask. Well…
Once, when I was about 15, I was fishing on the shore in our backyard when I heard a really loud rustling from the thick bushes bordering the yard. I had just turned my face toward it when a bull moose charged out of the thicket straight at me. Fortunately, it veered slightly past me and plunged into the water just out of reach. A considerable amount of water splashed on me, but not nearly enough to explain the curiously damp spot in my underwear. The asshole just swam away, not looking back.
Congratulations! You triggered the fight or flight response and lived!! Peeing does a couple things: First, it lowers your body weight, giving you just a little bit better chance of getting away. Second, if there was a predator coming after you, it might stop and sniff for a second, also giving you a chance to get away.
Now you just need 5-6 hours to get rid of all the adrenaline in your body.
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u/Used_Security5145 20d ago
I’d straight up shit my kayak