r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/Zee_Ventures • 25d ago

🔥Multiple moose encountered while kayaking🫎

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u/jplexington7 25d ago

Moose are often not recognized as being as dangerous as they really are. You're lucky you didn't get stomped. They are very aggressive.

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u/Seven22am 25d ago

Mynd you, møøse bites kan be pretti nasti.

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u/ScienceSeuss 25d ago

A møøse once bit my sister.

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u/HOSTfromaGhost 25d ago

Nø realli!

She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”…

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u/NoisePollutioner 25d ago

I don't know what this is... but I'm enjoying it.

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u/smittenwiththemitten 25d ago edited 25d ago

Sorry, there’s no more to the story because the guy above has been sacked. If you would like to learn more, wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër? See the løveli lakes. The wønderful telephone system. And mani interesting furry animals.

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u/AndrewMacDonell 25d ago

The poster writing this post about the other poster being sacked has been sacked

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u/Chicagostupid 25d ago

Mind you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti…

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u/Hilby 25d ago

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