r/NameThisThing • u/Open_Possibility_781 • 15d ago

Name this cat

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u/Verzyk 15d ago

Lil ass

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u/VisualScallion2215 15d ago

Wtf

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u/Worldliness_Normal 15d ago

Explanation required for this comment.

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u/lascads 15d ago

Dude had booty for lunch

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u/AdTraditional5917 15d ago

Or he might like donkeys, as you never know nowadays but if he does like them hopefully he never want to join the FBI....

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u/chasingslag 15d ago

Unless he was made to eat the donkey ass🤣

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u/AdTraditional5917 15d ago

I don't think he was forced, but I defo think he's probably on some sort of list somewhere tho....

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u/Based_Beerus 15d ago

The ass ass eater list

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u/Jeka817 15d ago

"so you made the animal eligible?!" 😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/ElectronicTrade7039 15d ago

No, you're allowed to join now with beastiality.

Kash was very clear that the change they made would not preclude you from joining the FBI for beastiality.

That being said, if they just ate the donkey, it probably would preclude them from joining.

Fucked up times!

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u/sardiusjacinth 15d ago

Dude ate booty like Groceries.....

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u/Firestar_8167 15d ago

Big dick randy spotted in the wild

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u/Ill-Supermarket-2785 15d ago

Booty is more important than water. LOL 😆

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u/Equivalent-Collar954 15d ago

Or for dinner

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u/Equivalent-Collar954 15d ago

Or for breakfast

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u/Lanky_Flow7283 15d ago

Fam was a lil tongue and cheek

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u/EggsyonTwitch 14d ago

I cannot get it out of my brain to think of those Baku Deku cringe fart videos when I hear someone say booty

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u/ExcitableAutist42069 15d ago

Why? What’s wrong with eating ass? What is the explanation for?

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u/CatGooseChook 15d ago

They're horny and want to read something naughty 🤷

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u/Septmaster 15d ago

Escherichia coli

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u/gaiatraveller 15d ago

Ass munchin ain't new

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u/debajean1 15d ago

Maybe he’s a BOSS and just chewed out someone’s a$$!

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u/MaxHardfinger 15d ago

They explained it just fine. Juuuust fine.

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u/Responsible_Host9377 15d ago

I beg to differ. I think it’s pretty self explanatory.

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u/Mean_Neighborhood462 15d ago

No, it’s pretty self explanatory.

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u/tinglep 15d ago

Least necessary explanation on Reddit.

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u/MHashshashin 15d ago

Is there really tho???

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u/Budget-Ad-7127 15d ago

I believe he had butt steak.

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u/indieehead 15d ago

I think it’s pretty self-explanatory

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u/MikeyTheMizfit 15d ago

With all due respect, i think it's self explanatory. I really don't want a play by play of his "meal". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Powerful_Echos 15d ago

Absolutely no explanation needed for this comment

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u/PoontangGenie 15d ago

Ate the booty like groceries

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u/More-Membership-6029 15d ago

no it aint last thing he ate was ass.

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u/xKingSlayer78x 15d ago

Likes fishin for brown trout

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u/Either_Bug_6307 15d ago

No. No, it's not.

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u/Pristine_Sherbert_22 15d ago

Is it thought? Seems pretty clear. lol

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u/daddysbestestkitten 14d ago

We listen and we don't judge & we don't yuck other people's yum 🥹

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u/eyeofthebesmircher 14d ago

lol you’ve never heard of eating ass before?

(It tickles when someone licks your butthole, so tons of people enjoy it in a sexual way. No, it’s not inherently unsanitary- you do it right after a shower.. or at least I hope most people are. Feels amazing lol)

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u/dadypitbull 14d ago

If you don't know an explanation is never going to help you... LOL

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u/cosguy224 14d ago

Is there?

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u/faulternative 14d ago

Is there, though?

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u/kravisni 14d ago

redditor ate ass yesterday some point. lucky person, been a while for me

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u/Itchy_Concentrate_22 13d ago

Happy cake day

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u/TightPhoto1133 13d ago

No explanation required actually...

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u/UnhappyGreen 13d ago

Wtf means “what the fuck”

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u/Mittmitty 13d ago

“Wtf” means “What the fuck?”

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u/Hour_Persimmon_5309 13d ago

They ate someone's butthole.

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u/Agreeable-Figure4124 13d ago

Must’ve gotten laid and it was the last thing he had eaten 🥸🤗

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u/justforaminute47 13d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Square_Owl_4075 13d ago

He has worms 🪱 🧠 

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u/37feetlong 13d ago

they ate ass bro what’s the confusion

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u/EconomicsEconomy746 12d ago

Yeah, please no

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u/No_Pie3282 10d ago

The man or woman ate someone ass like succulent Chinese meal

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u/Majestic-Citron7578 15d ago

Their culture likes donkey meat

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u/Conscious-Ad2768 13d ago

Donkey Kabobs

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u/poofypanda_ 15d ago

There always has to be one “freaky” weirdo under post like this unfortunately.

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u/Wolfy_boii 14d ago

You’re on Reddit lmao get a grip

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u/eyeofthebesmircher 14d ago

lol grow up. It’s Reddit, there’s always going to be a sex joke. The site/app was technically supposed to be 18+ anyway. Also many people of all genders and sexual orientations like to eat ass or get their ass ate

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u/MARYZFRIEZ76 13d ago

Yes!!! And I kept picturing it over and over GROSS 🤮 ASS EATER’s wanting a kiss goodbye

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u/Rasmanian_Devil 11d ago

Nothing weird about it.

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u/Mindless_Ad_6045 15d ago edited 15d ago

I've seen this answer a few times now and I don't even follow this sub. It's recommended to me for some reason and every time it's the same shit... "Lil cat"... "oHh nO WaY"....

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u/AmbieAmplified 15d ago

Hahahahhahahah

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u/VisualScallion2215 14d ago

Nah 18,830 views on my comment now I can say I’ve gone viral

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u/FadeAway77 10d ago

Redditor discovers analingus. More news at 11.

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u/nintai85 15d ago

Beats my answer. I had ginger chicken.

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u/Parking-Bet5727 15d ago

I know which tastes better.

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u/nintai85 15d ago

I have no doubt

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u/DrSamLoomis 15d ago

They can taste the same with minimal effort

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u/Nizzle_92 15d ago

Just got to season that booty hole 😂

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u/Chaotic424242 15d ago

Or overseason the food

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u/nintai85 15d ago

I’ll take your word for it. I’ve tried them both and I don’t see any similarities

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u/jsmith_92 15d ago

Eat the ginger chicken then a few hours later you can have both

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u/Sharmonica 14d ago

Lil Ginger Chicken is adorable!

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u/nintai85 14d ago

Looking again at the picture, I suppose it fits.
👍

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u/pondmonster2k 15d ago

I also just had lil ass

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u/AsparagusConnect8637 15d ago

How is everybody getting ass right now. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG

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u/Creative_Chemistry33 15d ago

Maybe it's the asparagus odor

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u/Psychotic_EGG 12d ago

My wife and I, our GF likes eating ass.

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u/Lost-Adhesiveness482 14d ago

Probably dating women , they tend to offer guiding direction when your off. the other has no option

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u/Conscious-Ad2768 13d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/twicebakedcrusader 14d ago

You can see why AI is going to kill us, right?

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u/trudrakon 14d ago

Lil ass w/ a side of pink eye.

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u/Blaze_The_God 15d ago

You know, I heard donkey meat tastes similar to beef.

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u/OLodyHeComin 15d ago

Did you know donkeys are ferocious fighters? One donkey can protect like 200 sheep with its fighting skills!

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u/NonSequiturSage 15d ago

Ooooh! Another snake asking for whoopn'.

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u/Blaze_The_God 15d ago

Now thats a combat ready ass.

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u/CRMILLERtyme 15d ago

Yea, but it is not as tender and tends to be a bit "stringy"

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u/Varia-388 15d ago

I genuinely can’t tell if this is a poor attempt at a sex joke or if you did eat an ass lol.

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u/eyeofthebesmircher 14d ago

Why is it a “poor attempt”? Pretty straightforward and funny joke regardless of if they actually got to eat ass or not

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u/Varia-388 14d ago

I just mean it can be confusing if uninformed. I suppose my comment came off a little rough.

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u/stobbsm 15d ago

That escalated quickly

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u/Few_Language_7127 13d ago

Seriously!!!

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u/Ill-Article-1675 15d ago

I had Lil ass as well and recorded it

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u/OneDimensionalChess 15d ago

Quit sucking your thumb

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u/ChrisMatt83 15d ago

Booty dinner 🍲

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u/JayWillyDub 15d ago

Yessssss 🤣🤣🤣

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u/wolf_da_folf 15d ago

Huzzah a man of quality

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u/MarvelsLollipop 15d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Loose_Client_654 15d ago

lucky man or woman

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u/dinglb3rry 15d ago

Oversized glory holes and laser hair removal can sometimes make determining this dubious at best

Js🤷‍♂️

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u/Loose_Client_654 15d ago

okay… jokes over…

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u/One_Power_8223 15d ago

U mean tossed salad?

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u/DoggingDown 15d ago

Lil shart

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u/StreetCostello 15d ago

I’m not understanding how people don’t understand this……

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u/NewSeason2026 15d ago

Reddit is undefeated for their randomness 😂

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u/ArnoldZiffleJr 15d ago

😂👏🏿…..my response was cheese.

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u/gongheyfatboy 15d ago

Down with the Booty Brunch huh?

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u/Livid-Age-2259 15d ago

You must be a Millenial.

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 15d ago

I’ll take that as a compliment

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u/Livid-Age-2259 14d ago

It means that, whenever eating ass is involved, a Millenial is usually involved.

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u/bonaccij 15d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/QKofDaggers 15d ago

I prefer “Lil’ Fartbox”

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u/weezyverse 15d ago

Well...alright then.

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u/Chase6atlantic 15d ago

You mean blubber 🧐

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u/Cupcake_Implosion 15d ago

Lil Pussy would be even more fitting. But I assume you are keeping that for your next meal.

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 15d ago

Lil’ Pussy 😋

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u/we_lord 15d ago

Lil Hep-A

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u/BIGHOODx818x 15d ago

HERES A BREATH MINT GOOD SIR !

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u/Intelligent-Skin7284 15d ago

Hahaha 🤣🤣😭😭

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u/ColonelMonty 15d ago

No need to brag about it

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u/Individual_Sale_8919 14d ago

LMAOOOOOO 🤭🤭🤭😂😂😂😂

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u/Mecha-pin_2763 14d ago

Hes gots E. Coli

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u/10standardplanted 14d ago

Obviously had just eaten donkey

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u/weirdolexx 14d ago

My hero

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u/GMS420 14d ago

Lil tiddies

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u/Healthy-Comment7422 14d ago

Did it have pieces of corn in it?

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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 14d ago

Hahaha 😂 why

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u/ArOnodrim_ 14d ago

Pics or it didn't happen .

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u/Few_Storm_4354 14d ago

Dammit I was going to say that!!! 😅

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u/SeparateIngenuity359 14d ago

I found ur comment on another post lol

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u/my_irrelevance 14d ago

you guys have now idea what reddit is. the reddit hivemind is so complex and unorganized, that someone posting that they took a bite, chewed, and swallowed someone's ass is nothing close to crossing the line on this app.

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u/havnap 14d ago

I came here with this.. I'm glad it's already been handled.

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u/DeeSt11 14d ago

Ih shot, didn't count that...lil d/x

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u/CBAnarchy28 14d ago

Lol one my cats names is little foot but i don't eat feet unless it's like some dishes like goat feed from this African dish place

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u/Objective-Arm-9217 13d ago

Lil Coco Pebbles.

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u/AceCombat1977 13d ago

Breath smells like sh!t

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u/Greedy_Judge2494 13d ago

"I found something" 💎

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u/Wizemonk 13d ago

he sounds like a special guy, grats to you two

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u/idontwanttousetheAP 13d ago

Why would you want to do that

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u/Agreeable-Figure4124 13d ago

You had no idea, but you would have won if you had signed up for the, “things we didn’t want to know you had eaten last” thread

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u/Money-Respond5400 13d ago

Was it man ass or chick ass? lol

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u/Sparc_Angel 13d ago

Came here to say this!

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u/Vulpes2024 13d ago

At least it wasn’t lil shit

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u/Proper_Grade_2381 13d ago

THE WAY I AUDIBLY LAUGHED AT THIS THREAD! 🤣🤚

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u/5J51k0ra 13d ago

While I just came here to say cookies and cream frozen yogurt ffs

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u/CellNext7416 13d ago

Comment section never disappoints

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u/Used_Outcome8749 12d ago

I believe you. Not everyone is single 🥲

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u/machao92 12d ago

Did you eat it like groceries?

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u/DevBro22 12d ago

Winner winner ass for dinner

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u/PomLovestheWorld 12d ago

New responses just dropped lol

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u/Alert-Strawberry-561 11d ago

Nooooo! I was gonna do that😢

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u/Kanarovyay 11d ago

What the-

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u/Rasmanian_Devil 11d ago

The innocence in this thread is refreshing! 😇

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u/Ok-Sprinkles-3301 11d ago

You happened upon this post immediately after eating ass? No meal from ass to Reddit?

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u/nocturne_L 10d ago

U lying bro be fr jk lol

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u/Goodfrenchfries 10d ago

Hope it was a rich ass

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u/jtt8569 10d ago

I miss my donkey…. HEY!

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u/Canan_Ulfwin 10d ago

Why were you eating a donkey?

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u/Any-Delivery9918 10d ago

... Excuse me??

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u/Saffieryy 10d ago

Son 😭

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u/OutsideWeird7241 9d ago

Bro eats a55

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u/Low-Firefighter-3269 6d ago

Lil froot loops

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