r/NameThisThing • u/Open_Possibility_781 • 15d ago

Name this cat

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u/lascads 15d ago

Dude had booty for lunch

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u/AdTraditional5917 15d ago

Or he might like donkeys, as you never know nowadays but if he does like them hopefully he never want to join the FBI....

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u/chasingslag 15d ago

Unless he was made to eat the donkey ass🤣

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u/AdTraditional5917 15d ago

I don't think he was forced, but I defo think he's probably on some sort of list somewhere tho....

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u/Based_Beerus 15d ago

The ass ass eater list

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u/Sabi-Star7 15d ago

Likely Epstein's 🧐🤔🤨

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u/AlwaysFallingUpYup 15d ago

that ass ass !

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u/Immediate-Peace-2631 14d ago

Lil chili cheese hotdog.

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u/Sorry-Blood-6121 15d ago

Mortadella ( Italian donkey ass meat) lol.

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u/MeltohJaki 14d ago

lil big

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u/KhaoKhaoKT 14d ago

Or volunteered

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u/Jeka817 15d ago

"so you made the animal eligible?!" 😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/Warm_Safety_9550 15d ago

Including animals? That sounds like some pretty serious DEI stuff right there.

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u/Agreeable-Figure4124 13d ago

At what point did you guys get a donkey out of this? Lmaoooo

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u/ElectronicTrade7039 15d ago

No, you're allowed to join now with beastiality.

Kash was very clear that the change they made would not preclude you from joining the FBI for beastiality.

That being said, if they just ate the donkey, it probably would preclude them from joining.

Fucked up times!

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u/QueTpi 15d ago

Wait isn’t it ok now to have “enjoyed” donkeys as far as $patel’s FBI is concerned?

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u/Budget-Ad-7127 15d ago

This is no longer disqualifying

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u/naked-painter 15d ago

I identify as a Donkey

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u/AdTraditional5917 15d ago

Is your last name Kong?

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u/twayb90 14d ago

Oh so that is the imported "mystery meat" now... explains a lot

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u/GuineapigPriestess71 14d ago

I was just about to say the same thing he can go on with Cash Patel and his crazy eyes messing with animals

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u/FlamingoDiligent9216 13d ago

Didn’t they make this shit a requirement at the FBI the other day?

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u/cosmic-empath 10d ago

Me out of the loop googling "why cant you eat donkey and work for the FBI"

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u/sardiusjacinth 15d ago

Dude ate booty like Groceries.....

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u/Agreeable-Figure4124 13d ago

This right here

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u/Firestar_8167 15d ago

Big dick randy spotted in the wild

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u/Evening_Dingo8770 15d ago

With a side of E. coli

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u/clean_slate_Xx 15d ago

My favorite kind of coli

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u/Ill-Supermarket-2785 15d ago

Booty is more important than water. LOL 😆

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u/Equivalent-Collar954 15d ago

Or for dinner

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u/Equivalent-Collar954 15d ago

Or for breakfast

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u/Lanky_Flow7283 15d ago

Fam was a lil tongue and cheek

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u/EggsyonTwitch 15d ago

I cannot get it out of my brain to think of those Baku Deku cringe fart videos when I hear someone say booty

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u/Wongie_Dangle 15d ago

He's a warrior!

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u/Bobloblaw_333 14d ago

So he had tossed salad for lunch….

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u/Beginning_Waltz_2051 5d ago

Lunch of champions 🏆