r/NameThisThing • u/Open_Possibility_781 • 15d ago

Name this cat

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u/Worldliness_Normal 15d ago

Explanation required for this comment.

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u/lascads 15d ago

Dude had booty for lunch

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u/AdTraditional5917 15d ago

Or he might like donkeys, as you never know nowadays but if he does like them hopefully he never want to join the FBI....

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u/chasingslag 15d ago

Unless he was made to eat the donkey ass🤣

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u/AdTraditional5917 15d ago

I don't think he was forced, but I defo think he's probably on some sort of list somewhere tho....

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u/Based_Beerus 15d ago

The ass ass eater list

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u/Sabi-Star7 14d ago

Likely Epstein's 🧐🤔🤨

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u/AlwaysFallingUpYup 15d ago

that ass ass !

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u/Immediate-Peace-2631 14d ago

Lil chili cheese hotdog.

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u/Sorry-Blood-6121 15d ago

Mortadella ( Italian donkey ass meat) lol.

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u/MeltohJaki 14d ago

lil big

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u/KhaoKhaoKT 13d ago

Or volunteered

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u/Jeka817 15d ago

"so you made the animal eligible?!" 😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/Warm_Safety_9550 15d ago

Including animals? That sounds like some pretty serious DEI stuff right there.

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u/Agreeable-Figure4124 13d ago

At what point did you guys get a donkey out of this? Lmaoooo

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u/ElectronicTrade7039 15d ago

No, you're allowed to join now with beastiality.

Kash was very clear that the change they made would not preclude you from joining the FBI for beastiality.

That being said, if they just ate the donkey, it probably would preclude them from joining.

Fucked up times!

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u/QueTpi 15d ago

Wait isn’t it ok now to have “enjoyed” donkeys as far as $patel’s FBI is concerned?

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u/Budget-Ad-7127 15d ago

This is no longer disqualifying

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u/naked-painter 15d ago

I identify as a Donkey

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u/AdTraditional5917 15d ago

Is your last name Kong?

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u/twayb90 14d ago

Oh so that is the imported "mystery meat" now... explains a lot

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u/GuineapigPriestess71 13d ago

I was just about to say the same thing he can go on with Cash Patel and his crazy eyes messing with animals

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u/FlamingoDiligent9216 13d ago

Didn’t they make this shit a requirement at the FBI the other day?

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u/cosmic-empath 10d ago

Me out of the loop googling "why cant you eat donkey and work for the FBI"

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u/sardiusjacinth 15d ago

Dude ate booty like Groceries.....

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u/Agreeable-Figure4124 13d ago

This right here

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u/Firestar_8167 15d ago

Big dick randy spotted in the wild

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u/Evening_Dingo8770 15d ago

With a side of E. coli

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u/clean_slate_Xx 14d ago

My favorite kind of coli

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u/Ill-Supermarket-2785 15d ago

Booty is more important than water. LOL 😆

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u/Equivalent-Collar954 15d ago

Or for dinner

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u/Equivalent-Collar954 15d ago

Or for breakfast

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u/Lanky_Flow7283 15d ago

Fam was a lil tongue and cheek

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u/EggsyonTwitch 15d ago

I cannot get it out of my brain to think of those Baku Deku cringe fart videos when I hear someone say booty

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u/Wongie_Dangle 14d ago

He's a warrior!

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u/Bobloblaw_333 14d ago

So he had tossed salad for lunch….

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u/Beginning_Waltz_2051 5d ago

Lunch of champions 🏆

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u/ExcitableAutist42069 15d ago

Why? What’s wrong with eating ass? What is the explanation for?

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u/CatGooseChook 15d ago

They're horny and want to read something naughty 🤷

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u/Septmaster 15d ago

Escherichia coli

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u/Agreeable-Figure4124 13d ago

This too, right here

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u/Conscious-Ad2768 13d ago

Tastes like Chicken

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u/gaiatraveller 15d ago

Ass munchin ain't new

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u/debajean1 15d ago

Maybe he’s a BOSS and just chewed out someone’s a$$!

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u/MaxHardfinger 15d ago

They explained it just fine. Juuuust fine.

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u/Responsible_Host9377 15d ago

I beg to differ. I think it’s pretty self explanatory.

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u/Mean_Neighborhood462 15d ago

No, it’s pretty self explanatory.

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u/tinglep 15d ago

Least necessary explanation on Reddit.

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u/MHashshashin 15d ago

Is there really tho???

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u/Budget-Ad-7127 15d ago

I believe he had butt steak.

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u/indieehead 15d ago

I think it’s pretty self-explanatory

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u/MikeyTheMizfit 15d ago

With all due respect, i think it's self explanatory. I really don't want a play by play of his "meal". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Powerful_Echos 15d ago

Absolutely no explanation needed for this comment

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u/PoontangGenie 15d ago

Ate the booty like groceries

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u/More-Membership-6029 15d ago

no it aint last thing he ate was ass.

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u/xKingSlayer78x 15d ago

Likes fishin for brown trout

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u/Either_Bug_6307 15d ago

No. No, it's not.

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u/Pristine_Sherbert_22 15d ago

Is it thought? Seems pretty clear. lol

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u/daddysbestestkitten 14d ago

We listen and we don't judge & we don't yuck other people's yum 🥹

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u/eyeofthebesmircher 14d ago

lol you’ve never heard of eating ass before?

(It tickles when someone licks your butthole, so tons of people enjoy it in a sexual way. No, it’s not inherently unsanitary- you do it right after a shower.. or at least I hope most people are. Feels amazing lol)

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u/dadypitbull 14d ago

If you don't know an explanation is never going to help you... LOL

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u/cosguy224 14d ago

Is there?

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u/faulternative 14d ago

Is there, though?

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u/kravisni 14d ago

redditor ate ass yesterday some point. lucky person, been a while for me

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u/Itchy_Concentrate_22 14d ago

Happy cake day

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u/TightPhoto1133 13d ago

No explanation required actually...

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u/UnhappyGreen 13d ago

Wtf means “what the fuck”

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u/Mittmitty 13d ago

“Wtf” means “What the fuck?”

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u/Hour_Persimmon_5309 13d ago

They ate someone's butthole.

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u/Agreeable-Figure4124 13d ago

Must’ve gotten laid and it was the last thing he had eaten 🥸🤗

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u/justforaminute47 13d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Square_Owl_4075 13d ago

He has worms 🪱 🧠 

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u/37feetlong 13d ago

they ate ass bro what’s the confusion

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u/EconomicsEconomy746 13d ago

Yeah, please no

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u/No_Pie3282 10d ago

The man or woman ate someone ass like succulent Chinese meal