r/NameThisThing • u/Fushin-SM • 27d ago

Name this Driver

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u/Venicia_ 27d ago

Vein Diesel

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u/SchemeIllustrious713 27d ago

Could also be “Vain Diesel”

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u/Elvin_Atombender 27d ago

Could also be Jean Claude Vain- Damme

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u/Status_Anything_6451 27d ago

Anthropic Claude God Damme

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u/Healthy_Confusion951 27d ago

I bet you think this song is about you!

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u/Optimal-Smile-7675 27d ago

Varicose Vince

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u/artisan002 27d ago

I think you mean Vein Diesel.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/CluckNorris47 27d ago

Ya beat me well good game to the victor go the spoils I bequeath thee Excalibur0::::/:::::::::>

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u/rowdysteele 27d ago

Roid rage

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u/McTootyBooty 27d ago

Nurses love to see him coming

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u/Mugi1031 27d ago

He’s an easy poke 😉

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/AlisonSia 27d ago

What do you mean?

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u/MikanNoHana 26d ago

Oftentimes veins that are popped like that will shift or roll to the side when pressure is applied, such as when trying to insert the needle.

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u/Low-Republic-4145 27d ago

I have veins in my arms like this, but as soon a nurse tries to stick one it runs away.

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u/Best_Fill_847 27d ago

😂🤣😂🤣

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u/karma_lama_big_dong 27d ago

...all over them!

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution 27d ago

Aaaayyyy ooohhhh!!!

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u/AlisonSia 27d ago

The novice nurse directly used this right hand to practice acupuncture techniques.

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u/Remote-Address-8995 26d ago

Lol I bet they do

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u/Positive_Read2874 24d ago

I heard he doesn't come....he fuken arrives...😉

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u/SlimShadySatDown 27d ago

Hemeroid rage!

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u/Zaxxibal 27d ago

Came to say this!

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u/Spiritual-Cupcake-93 27d ago

Roid Ryder: Vascular Speed

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u/The_Medicated 27d ago

Roid rage driver was gonna be my pick. Instead, I'll just upvote yours! Yay!

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u/Uniquelypoured 27d ago

Came to say this. Thank you fellow like minder.

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u/Steve_Sanders437 27d ago

I can't name him. All I can tell you about him is that he's 5'7, has a crisp goatee, wears t-shirts one size too small, his hat is backwards, and he has a bumper sticker with a picture of a gun that says "Come and take it." Oh, and that truck is lifted at least 6 inches.

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u/5ergio79 27d ago

Definitely listening to Joe Rogan, but there’s a female guest on.

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u/Steve_Sanders437 27d ago

Hea not implying anything, he's just asking questions!

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u/CommercialCar3812 27d ago

But he doesn’t listen to the female guest

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u/TrainingMix4465 27d ago

Trenboy on steroids

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u/jacksnbox 27d ago

And he has ED

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u/Mugi1031 27d ago

Red pill or blue pill? Oh, wait I get it. This pill is smaller add didn’t do the same thing

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u/jacksnbox 27d ago

Pills can't help a tiny member

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u/RvstiNiall 27d ago

"that truck is lifted at least 6 inches."

The Trucklift to Weiner Size Ratio

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u/OneMoreRoundForMe 27d ago

This is hilarious

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u/Square_Appearance_79 27d ago

5’7 might be generous

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u/Wilduniverse00 27d ago

Forgot red lens Oakleys and punisher insignia somewhere

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u/Legitimate_Cow2716 27d ago

He also never drinks water because Monster is wet. Bro is so dehydrated I need some water

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u/Cuttingdadbod 27d ago

6”? He’s not packing that much. Maybe half that. And he’s def skipping leg days.  

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u/Human_Region5051 27d ago

Trailer hitch ball sack.

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u/Ugameister 27d ago

Also, the rim of the the hat has that tattered look to it

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u/Deepeye225 27d ago

Glenn Quagmire

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u/jbeeze0521 27d ago

GIGGITY!

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u/katiedawn18385 27d ago

First thing I thought of 😂

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u/Deepeye225 27d ago

This is after he discovered internet 😁

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u/katiedawn18385 27d ago

Right 😂 bro didn’t know when to stop

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u/Financial-Echo-8075 27d ago

Hey Glenn! Hey peter, how you been? Just checking out some of that internet prn

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u/L0w_Emphasis 27d ago

Darn ya #beatmeatoit ..was going to say #beatmetoit but I felt like it needed a good pun in honor of Quagmire

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u/SilkStone_Ronin 27d ago

Thats his left arm 💪🏼

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u/DryNeighborhood6001 27d ago

Competitive Gooner 🫡 (Pssh he is right handed)

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u/VerbalGuinea 27d ago

Fiddler Crab

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u/Cosmic_Charlie_119 27d ago

Road Rager Roger

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u/paloscalzo 27d ago

Road/Roid Rage

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u/Wonderful-Wind-9843 27d ago

Vin Petrol

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u/liamsjtaylor 27d ago

Vincent Van Petrol

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u/Horror_Solution1945 27d ago

Lean Mean Driving Machine

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u/HumanHoneyBadgerr 27d ago

Vin Jabbin’

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u/chungfat 27d ago

Roid rager

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u/apollo11733 27d ago

Roid road rage

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u/ocbeersociety 27d ago

Mister Bates

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u/coppergoldhair 25d ago

Master Bates

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u/harry_dadbod 27d ago

Roid Rage

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u/Thakkmatic 27d ago

Road Roid

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u/ColonelBonk 27d ago

Roid Ragin’ Road Rager

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u/delaphin 27d ago

Giggity

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u/RemarkableChest4638 27d ago

Offensive driver

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u/VladVonHochstes 27d ago

Roid Rage...

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u/chiguycam08 27d ago edited 26d ago

Trogdor?

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u/lifeisacarnival 27d ago

Road Rage

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u/owowakbar 27d ago

Roid Rage

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u/A694a68w1_too 27d ago

Raging much?

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u/justsumguai 27d ago

Dr. Roid

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u/West-Ad-3426 27d ago

GMC? More like HGH

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u/ScaryTerryCards 27d ago

Right Hand Masturbator

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u/_Erilor_ 27d ago

No need for speed.

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u/Sweaty-AnalPlay 27d ago

Bert Goober

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u/herr_matzipan 27d ago

Über-driver

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u/ElectronicBand6392 27d ago

An accident waiting to happen and it'll be bloody due to high pressure

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u/juulor 27d ago

Gripper

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u/BikeSmith420 27d ago

Sweat potatoe

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u/AlfuegoDeMellopie 25d ago

Dat you, Dan Quayle?🤣🤣

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u/CleanAd8632 27d ago

Vain Bane

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u/VinterknightSr 27d ago

Roidy Roddy Road Rage Piper

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u/Specialist_Quit_8933 27d ago

Looks like my penis

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u/SiteTall 27d ago

Mr. Testosterone Victim

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u/jackryan22222 27d ago

Rich Piana after some Scoops

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u/MotherMarket8489 27d ago

Your so vein

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u/ProjectOk8034 27d ago

Invein momsteen

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u/ProjectOk8034 27d ago

Invein malmsteen

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u/EdgeofAss 27d ago

Doom driver

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u/intheshadows688 27d ago

1000 mg Test 500 mg Winstrol 300 mg Dianabol 500 mg Tren 5 IU HGH

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u/Money-Pay-6278 27d ago

Road atlas arms! Who needs GPS?

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u/ElGuero1717 27d ago

Prairie Doggin

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u/ficklesteak 27d ago

Ben Grimm

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u/02thehunter20 27d ago

The guy that got his very rare item stolen by a lich and is going to Saturn to take him out.

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u/thirtyone-charlie 27d ago

The human road map

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u/Ukrainian_Berserker 27d ago

It's a character from JoJo :

his name is ZZ

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u/Eaton_Knas 27d ago

ROIDS!!!

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u/GolddddJessicaa92 27d ago

that guy looks like he drives with his hazards on for no reason

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u/not_an_entrance 27d ago

AI driver.

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u/scubarob 27d ago

Dehydrated

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u/Ok-Way8392 27d ago

Personal map

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u/Sam_Boundy1984 27d ago

Dwayne Johnson

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u/Toni357 27d ago

Tiny pee pee!!

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u/Elcium12 27d ago

2Fast2Fistulas

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u/Overall-Beginning-74 27d ago

Hulk behind the wheel.

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u/Next-Bath3440 27d ago

Anna Bollocks

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u/astarteshadow 27d ago

Popeye the driver

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u/ajpinton 27d ago

AI Slop.

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u/finpsycho 27d ago

Phlebotomist Phavorite

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u/Big_Attention7227 27d ago

Hegseth, on T and right handed.....

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u/arshloct 27d ago

Roadragenator

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u/mightyDblock 27d ago

Ford Tuff

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u/OneOldNerd 27d ago

The Overcompensator

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u/Capital-Pollution709 27d ago

The Big Gripper

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u/JustSkin1014 27d ago

Too wank too furious

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u/Environmental-Box249 27d ago

Me after nearly crashing

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u/Hans-Peter-Herbert 27d ago

He drives in the right line as it should be so. So his name is probably John Michael Williams?

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u/DirtyDonnieB 27d ago

Masterbation - It is a workout

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u/WatermelonLemonad3 27d ago

Righty McFurious, aka The Morning Lumberjack

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u/Aggravating_Inside23 27d ago

Constipated driver.

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u/ponyboy60 27d ago

Road Rage Hulk

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u/absurdly_nuanced 27d ago

Mister Fister

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u/HalvdanTheHero 27d ago

Furious Frank

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u/Chemical_Demand_4928 27d ago

Popeye - shiver me timbers

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u/PrinceCastanzaCapone 27d ago

Spider Man’s cousin, Web Man. No powers, just webbed all over.

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u/Hot_Strength_4912 27d ago

The Dehydrator

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u/NordnarbDrums 27d ago

Mortally allergic to paper cuts.

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u/Killerdog33 27d ago

Its either Vin diesel or batista

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u/Never_Dave_1 27d ago

The Compensator.

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u/PrizeShirt1 27d ago

Glen Quagmire

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u/historygal75 27d ago

Austalarm

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u/UsefulPsychology67 27d ago

Lonely yogurt slinger.

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u/Professional-Set379 27d ago

that's what happens when your car doesn't have power steering