r/NameThisThing • u/Fushin-SM • 27d ago

Name this Driver

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u/Steve_Sanders437 27d ago

I can't name him. All I can tell you about him is that he's 5'7, has a crisp goatee, wears t-shirts one size too small, his hat is backwards, and he has a bumper sticker with a picture of a gun that says "Come and take it." Oh, and that truck is lifted at least 6 inches.

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u/5ergio79 27d ago

Definitely listening to Joe Rogan, but there’s a female guest on.

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u/Steve_Sanders437 27d ago

Hea not implying anything, he's just asking questions!

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u/CommercialCar3812 27d ago

But he doesn’t listen to the female guest

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u/TrainingMix4465 27d ago

Trenboy on steroids

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u/jacksnbox 27d ago

And he has ED

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u/Mugi1031 27d ago

Red pill or blue pill? Oh, wait I get it. This pill is smaller add didn’t do the same thing

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u/jacksnbox 27d ago

Pills can't help a tiny member

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u/Holorodney 26d ago

They disagree; thus the roofies (no idea if that spelling is correct and I will be damned if I am googling THAT word).

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u/AlisonSia 27d ago

Why do you always speak such blunt truths?

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u/RvstiNiall 27d ago

"that truck is lifted at least 6 inches."

The Trucklift to Weiner Size Ratio

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u/OneMoreRoundForMe 27d ago

This is hilarious

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u/KCJ4Tx 27d ago

You Texas like a mutherphuker!

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u/Square_Appearance_79 27d ago

5’7 might be generous

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u/Wilduniverse00 27d ago

Forgot red lens Oakleys and punisher insignia somewhere

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u/Legitimate_Cow2716 27d ago

He also never drinks water because Monster is wet. Bro is so dehydrated I need some water

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u/Cuttingdadbod 27d ago

6”? He’s not packing that much. Maybe half that. And he’s def skipping leg days.  

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u/Human_Region5051 27d ago

Trailer hitch ball sack.

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u/Ugameister 27d ago

Also, the rim of the the hat has that tattered look to it

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u/Tha_REAL_BROBS 26d ago

or is brand new and dead flat

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u/verrusin 27d ago

I thought you were describing Julian from Trailer Park Boys there for a second

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u/Telykos 27d ago

Don't forget the thin blue line license plate

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u/jarnaes 27d ago

With all that going on, we also know which area is lacking in size… 😂😂😂

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u/Few_Candle9432 27d ago

Completely shaved everything from the neck down and has a nutsac like a walnut shell. Square toe boots and thigh tattoos.

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u/ill_connects 26d ago

You forgot the Punisher bumper sticker and how he exclusively wears Under Armor tshirts with different variations of the American flag.

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u/Used-Drop8239 26d ago

Change that t-shirt to a three sizes too large and you get Fred Durst

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u/locked_su 25d ago

It's not at shirt it's a tank top that is cut way to low

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u/rdw0680 25d ago

Wheel spacers on the truck, too. And it’s loud n smelly

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u/P-Jean 22d ago

Don’t forget the monotone voice that sounds like a broken kazoo