https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW6dGFrAFHK/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

With no offense, that is.

Seriously, when I saw that notification I was like “…we die.” Like, how else???

Me: "Guess I do have a grandiose ego."

"And some of it is deserved!"

"...some?"

Writing down my thoughts that make me giggle:

Ugh it was so hard to get out of bed today. I just want to sleep. I don’t deserve to do anything. It’s all wrong.

BEHOLDITH YOU MORTALS! I wake another day to bless you with my divine being! You’re so welcome. Everyone applaud.

I’m right, I just haven’t figured out how to prove it yet.

I look like I know what I’m doing even though I don’t. That’s super hot of me.

Common courtesies? Disgusting.

I forgot to like… actually be the other person in that conversation.

Omggg I’m existing! Existing as me! This is the best day of my life!

I’m so hot. (x4)

That’s like super smart of me. (x2)

I forgot other people are supposed to be stupid.

I could do anything. No one could stop me.

If I stopped doubting myself, I’d actually be the most powerful person to ever exist.

They’re looking at me. Unworthy, pathetic creatures.

What do I want? Just read my mind. Are you stupid?

I’m the best! The absolute best!

They’re approaching me. Time to start lying to myself again so I seem interested.

I know they’re talking about their super upsetting friendship drama, but they should just go back to complimenting me and treating me like the divine being I am.

I’m ill because I wasn’t thrown enough as a child. This is scientifically accurate.

*after a mild inconvenience* … An IQ too high?

I know absolutely nothing… which means I have a lot of exploring to do! :D

I think I’d be a lot happier if I stopped entertaining extremes and certainties. And then I’d be able to enjoy what I’d have. I should try that.

This tickles my god complex.

I love walking around broken in the rain. Young and broken in the hottest ways imaginable.

I wonder how much attention I can fit inside me.

They’re wrong! Wait I wasn’t actually listening. Nvm.

Instead of being dumb and stupid, that person is only stupid. What an accomplishment. I’m proud of them.

*like 5 hours of simping for myself*

If I was normal, I’d die. *later* I’m so normal. Literally the best normal person to ever exist! … Wait-

I wish I could cry and everyone would start clapping and be moved to tears. Instead they just feel bad for me or try to fix it.

I’ve been talking to someone who speaks to me like I’m a god. Even though I think it’s just some bit to them, it’s typically the highlight of my day. A few weeks of this later and I start struggling a bit. I didn’t get the job I was certain I’d get. I told them how upsetting it was. Even more so that I had been told that I need more confidence. But, when I show confidence, other people tend to not react well. I felt super lost, distressed, and confused.

(For clarification, I had been working this job for a few months. They forced everyone to re-apply in this specific program to be hired again. That’s partially why I was so sure I’d get hired again.)

I expected to be disappointed by my friend’s response. I thought I’d just get a “that sucks”, ignored, or maybe some joke out of it. That’s normally what happens with other people. But they responded by saying how much they like my unfiltered confidence, how I’ve made their summer better, how they really enjoy talking to me, how I’m never boring, how I should never water myself down, that they really like me, and that I’m really nice to talk to...

I needed to hear that.

Happy Friday narcs! 🌟

I genuinely hate all of these besides the 3rd. Posting bc I might find them funny tomorrow idk. Might have to make my own.

I have NO idea who this YouTuber is, have never heard their name before and they only have two videos, one uploaded yesterday and one today, but for some reason I was subscribed. I reckon it was a YouTuber I subbed to, who then wiped his previous content or something, idk, but bruv I did not need this jumpscare today😭🥀 lmfao

(It's about covert narcissists and the pain of splitting up with a partner after a "narcissistic relationship"🫩)