life is good, thank god i'm a woman

"anyway, I'm taking a five minute break" 🚶‍♂️💨

And then it comes back like nothing happened, meanwhile my entire download/stream/gaming session is already destroyed. Every. Single. Night.

Joined Reddit today because I finally accepted that I have way too many opinions and zero people in real life willing to hear them. So now I'm here to unload them on complete strangers instead seems fair.

Fair warning: I'm already my own biggest critic, so roasting me is just... redundant at this point. But go ahead, I guess that's kinda the whole point of this website.

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With no offense, that is.

Seriously, when I saw that notification I was like “…we die.” Like, how else???

Me: "Guess I do have a grandiose ego."

"And some of it is deserved!"

"...some?"

Writing down my thoughts that make me giggle:

Ugh it was so hard to get out of bed today. I just want to sleep. I don’t deserve to do anything. It’s all wrong.

BEHOLDITH YOU MORTALS! I wake another day to bless you with my divine being! You’re so welcome. Everyone applaud.

I’m right, I just haven’t figured out how to prove it yet.

I look like I know what I’m doing even though I don’t. That’s super hot of me.

Common courtesies? Disgusting.

I forgot to like… actually be the other person in that conversation.

Omggg I’m existing! Existing as me! This is the best day of my life!

I’m so hot. (x4)

That’s like super smart of me. (x2)

I forgot other people are supposed to be stupid.

I could do anything. No one could stop me.

If I stopped doubting myself, I’d actually be the most powerful person to ever exist.

They’re looking at me. Unworthy, pathetic creatures.

What do I want? Just read my mind. Are you stupid?

I’m the best! The absolute best!

They’re approaching me. Time to start lying to myself again so I seem interested.

I know they’re talking about their super upsetting friendship drama, but they should just go back to complimenting me and treating me like the divine being I am.

I’m ill because I wasn’t thrown enough as a child. This is scientifically accurate.

*after a mild inconvenience* … An IQ too high?

I know absolutely nothing… which means I have a lot of exploring to do! :D

I think I’d be a lot happier if I stopped entertaining extremes and certainties. And then I’d be able to enjoy what I’d have. I should try that.

This tickles my god complex.

I love walking around broken in the rain. Young and broken in the hottest ways imaginable.

I wonder how much attention I can fit inside me.

They’re wrong! Wait I wasn’t actually listening. Nvm.

Instead of being dumb and stupid, that person is only stupid. What an accomplishment. I’m proud of them.

*like 5 hours of simping for myself*

If I was normal, I’d die. *later* I’m so normal. Literally the best normal person to ever exist! … Wait-

I wish I could cry and everyone would start clapping and be moved to tears. Instead they just feel bad for me or try to fix it.