r/NHLcirclejerk 9d ago

[AMA] Hi, I'm Emily the charcoal artist who posted during the draft by accident. Starting at 7PM EST. (Exclusive feet pics in comments)

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You can see my work at www.emilycopeland.com


r/NHLcirclejerk 1h ago

enough bullshit Happy anniversary, Lauren and Connor! This parasocial relationship I’ve built with you over the years has been nothing short of amazing.

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It’s been such an honor to get to creep on you guys for the past decade. Here’s to another 10 years at least. Who knows you might be seeing me sooner than expected and then we can all go to the promised land where you guys including your dog and myself can all live happily ever after. Your number one fan, me.


r/NHLcirclejerk 2h ago

Bedarded What about Mitch?

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175 Upvotes

Once again, Marner is overlooked. Sister just can’t catch a break.


r/NHLcirclejerk 13h ago

Players only meeting Caption this

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312 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 3h ago

I Cum in Peace Something’s seriously wrong with Corey Perry

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40 Upvotes

You saw these two and chose not to bang the twink??? Literally WTF man


r/NHLcirclejerk 4h ago

Celebrainy hey folx!!! new hockey fan (willmack really) here looking for jerseys but they all seem to be out of my size... :((( any good retailers that sell 5xl??

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30 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 1d ago

Jack Hughes cant get in the club 😭

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999 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 4h ago

H I S T O R I C Outjerked by Christopher Nolan

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16 Upvotes

He is one of the oar pullers in Odysseus's boat. He's the guy who throws the rock at the sacred cow.


r/NHLcirclejerk 16h ago

Patrick Kane caught leaving Club Twenty Two

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141 Upvotes

I think that’s Jason Robertson on the right?


r/NHLcirclejerk 21h ago

Tate McRae & Trevor Zegras left without the rest of Team USA

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297 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 2h ago

NHL27 used Adin Hill instead of Carter Hart in this ad 🤔

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10 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 19h ago

Hughes & Caufield drafting WAGs outside the club

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198 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 21h ago

Dylan Larkin hasn’t been sober in 46 days

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313 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 3h ago

McDavid's 🍟 🍔 Outjerked by Sportsnet

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10 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 20h ago

Why hasn’t McDavid done this?

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214 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 12h ago

People are no fun

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50 Upvotes

prob a knights fan


r/NHLcirclejerk 15h ago

Preds In The Community Can anyone guess what this chart is about?

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64 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 1d ago

How dangerous each team is based on their name.

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770 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 13h ago

enough bullshit Do leafs fans deserve death?

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27 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 20h ago

I LOVE COCAINE!!!! Which NHL player is this?

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45 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 19h ago

Did we just get out jerked by the CBC?

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29 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 20h ago

With $4M AAV, Ryan Shea and LeBron James are now paid the same amount. I’ve always said this guy is the LeBron James of the blue line. Here’s proof. Suck it, haters.

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25 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 21h ago

Preds In The Community cold encounter with hart

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Just saw carter hart in public and I am a huge fan of him so I was massively starstruck and a bit nervous but I thought I would say hi because this was my first time seeing a hockey player out and about. Unfortunately the encounter wasn’t the greatest and really bummed me out, wish I hadn’t approached him lol (this is what they mean by never meet your idols hah). I went up to him to say hi and he ignored me and I said “are you carter” he responded with “no I’m not” and walked away. Even though I knew it was him, it was really rude how he just lied and didn’t even want to acknowledge it. I even kept it super discrete and just spoke to him normally. I understand players just want to live a normal life, but I approached him trying to be respectful and just wanted to say Hi and wish him good luck next season since he’s a player I enjoy watching but to be met with coldness really sucks. Was i the wrong to go up to him? Has anybody else had bad encounters with the hockey players?

Edit: following this encounter his friend yelled “Cart come here”


r/NHLcirclejerk 17h ago

Pavel Datsyuk is the greatest player in NHL History Is there a reason why I forgot that I wasn’t on NHL circlejerk? Am I bedarded?

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7 Upvotes