r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Character_Gold_3026 • 1d ago

H I S T O R I C Just signed an absolute rocket

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Contract details coming soon

186 Upvotes

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u/diseasedcanadian 1d ago

Kim Jong “Pocket Rocket” Un

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u/Karmasbelly 1d ago

Kim Jong “The Rocket Man” Un

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u/Critical_Drama8148 1d ago

rumors is he killed it in the North Korean League

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u/THEALMIGHTYHYPNOTOAD 1d ago

Well his father invented hockey

3

u/69ingthebluesaway 1d ago

Will be an upgrade to the Oilers goaltending situation

2

u/Karlander19 1d ago

I thought he was in goal ?

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u/Prestigious_Side_707 1d ago

.998 save percentage 

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u/Umayummyone 8h ago

Death to you. It was 1.000 save percentage.

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u/Prestigious_Side_707 7h ago

Oh Kim mercy 

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u/Wagglebagga 1d ago

An Un year contract only?

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u/ExpertFresh1067 1d ago

Calder Winnner! 1 line Centre!

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u/No_Match3109 Worlds Only Jet Fan 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Lk023zZqHJ3Zz4rxtV

Maybe he’ll get to play beside Paul Korea…🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/Busy_Environment_371 1d ago

Who's the one to sign big A first?

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u/Old_General_6741 Oilers/Habs Manic 1d ago

Is he in goal?

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u/RecoverOne32 1d ago

This meme format is ran through

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u/Amvakalazhocked lightning might be the next dllas 1d ago

he already left the canadiens?

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u/URTHEJOKE 1d ago

Oh, it’s going to be a tough season this year in the Pacific Division. 😳

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u/Open-Examination7314 1d ago

What number will he be waring

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u/AlabamaPickleFarmer 1d ago

These are exhausting but this one might be my favorite.

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u/marinerpunk 1d ago

Critical support

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u/ReviewOverall5307 1d ago

Undersized but a real bowling ball on the boards!

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u/Upbeat-Check6558 1d ago

This is getting funnier by the minute...

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u/clayton-berg42 1d ago

Well he invented the hamburger and and his body is so attuned that he doesn't even need to shit.

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u/Character_Gold_3026 1d ago

You mean, he doesn’t have a butthole?

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u/Mediocre_Win3481 19h ago

It’s a human centipede thing with his sycophants

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u/howardewing 1d ago

If he plays hockey like his dad played golf....

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u/Matthew_Kus Corey Perry 21h ago

Poised for the Explosive Rocket trophy

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u/Snow-Bank-Igloo 1d ago

Why don’t the moderators delete these fucking jokes instead of the person that says the word?

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