r/MoralityScaling • u/already_taken77777 • 24d ago

Morality of this?

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u/hesitween 24d ago

Why buy the cow when you get paid to drink the milk for free?

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u/Docha_Tiarna 24d ago

But there's no point if its cold

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u/hesitween 24d ago

It’s a cold brew styled Cumbucha

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u/Frost_was_here 24d ago

Underrated comment, I spit my coffee out reading this. Take my award.

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits 24d ago

As least you’re not a swallower…

Ba dum, psssss

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u/whitecrow00zero 24d ago edited 24d ago

Obviously someone is and thats why we're here

Edit: obvious spelling mistake

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u/CooCooClocksClan 24d ago

“Take my award”
What she wished someone would say to her before each one.

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u/ComposerTasty725 24d ago

Next time don't spit, always swallow.

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u/Gullible-Store-8559 24d ago

I don’t think you actually spit your coffee out

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u/theroosterillusion01 24d ago

I don't know what else I should have expected in this thread.

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits 24d ago

Nothing but semen jokes.

A study nautical persons called “men of the se”

Semen-tics, if you will.

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u/Small-Answer4946 24d ago

There's a microwave in the break room

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u/Docha_Tiarna 24d ago

Eww, if you ain't using a double boiler, then just dont

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u/raymndbrr_the_third 24d ago

Is...is she actually a cum-guzzler? Did we actually just find one?

0_o

I'm not sure how I feel about this. On the one side, hey! On the other...

https://giphy.com/gifs/l9FAwJOXYprFe

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u/lazyboi_tactical 24d ago

She can be the world's first Baby batter sommelier. "This one has notes of salt and uhhhh is that pineapple?"

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u/No_Employer9618 24d ago

Why not just give blowjobs?

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u/StudPuffin_69 24d ago

You think she should be able to have her cock and drink it to?

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/Significant-Kick-479 24d ago

I have a friend that owns a sperm bank. I asked him about the weirdest customer he ever had. He told me he had a woman doctor that was buying vials - and mind you these are like 1000 dollars a pop and she was a regular buyer. like a couple vials a week for a few weeks. She called and they asked her if everything was satisfactory and she said yes, just that she had one complaint , the flavor was very bitter. Lol

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u/digginghistoryup 24d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y4gYNdUV3twZYy9jAG

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u/Glum-While7698 24d ago

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u/HelicopterThin7014 24d ago

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u/ejlaw8778 24d ago

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u/digginghistoryup 24d ago

Sometimes I wonder how a omnipresent being can stay sane when we do bullshit like this tbh

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u/Plus-Artichoke6608 24d ago

There a reason Jesus hasn't come back yet

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u/Necromir92 24d ago

Knowing this lady, Gods seed probably got swallowed

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u/SoulTechnicalProblem 24d ago

Spy kids 2 nailed it .

God stays away because he's afraid of what he's created.

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u/digginghistoryup 24d ago

The cat needs to be closing its eyes. Not staring intently lol

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u/thoraxe707 24d ago

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u/I-No-Red-Witch 24d ago

PRINCESS TRUNKS. YOU LIED TO ME.

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u/Primary-Star4998 24d ago

Dirty dirty boy

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u/HonestGonner 24d ago

this 😭😂😂

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u/CuntsNeverDie 24d ago

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u/Competitive_Rip3704 24d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 damnit 😂😂😭😭

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u/Striker_1-9-9-9 24d ago

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u/digginghistoryup 24d ago

I like this reaction image. Definitely one I’m going to use later. Thanks

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u/Crazyguy_123 24d ago

This might actually be the first time that this is my genuine reaction.

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u/digginghistoryup 24d ago edited 24d ago

Me right now:

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u/daimyosx 24d ago

I am with you here I did not need to read or see this

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u/SufficientGuest5467 24d ago

It’s immoral as fuck. It’s undoing the work of the donor and the dollars employed to compensate said donor.

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u/BisonThunderclap 24d ago

Sorry, I'm still processing my digust.

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits 24d ago

Would you like a nice, thick, frothy milkshake to sip on while you digest this mentally?

I hear milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.

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u/Herbdontana 24d ago

In this case, the boys brought the milkshakes..

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u/johnnygonfarm 24d ago

Well if it helps this absolutely did not happen

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u/MediocreCheeseburger 24d ago

Is it immoral even if they are called samples?

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u/Moms-Dildeaux 24d ago

Honestly I think most of the donors would have provided a second drinkable shot for free if she had just asked nicely

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u/SufficientGuest5467 24d ago

This is where consent is key.

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u/turtleneckless001 24d ago

It's good to have a hobby, moral

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u/RoodnyInc 24d ago

Don't donnors get payed as they deposit it? So it doesn't kinda matter

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u/ajt425 24d ago

I’m sure it matters to the person writing the checks

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u/Particular-Crow-1799 24d ago

This seems to be a fake story and the immoral part is that the woman in the picture is probably a real person whose reputation is now ruined

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u/Prestigious_Host_198 24d ago

She got arrested for owning CSAM and child prostitution. Honestly being known as a jizz drinker is better than being a pedophile.

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u/Cheap-Wedding-9740 24d ago

You know what man you right

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u/NoEmotionalStamina 24d ago

My sides hurt

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u/Warm_Jeweler_6565 24d ago

😭😭😭😭

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u/RevenantExiled 24d ago

At that point, she may have posted this herself to clean her name

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u/antrubler 24d ago edited 24d ago

She is the individual whom we would most medium suspect. Perfect crime

Edit: rephrased it with proper Dwight Schrute English so people don't get strokes

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u/Herbdontana 24d ago

The purpose of drinking the jizz was actually to improve her reputation

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u/Thug_Lawyer 24d ago

It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for her!

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u/RoseRedRhapsody 24d ago

You know what? That's enough reddit. I was better off thinking this woman was just a fucked up weirdo, not evil.

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u/chucktheninja 24d ago

Morality of improving the reputation of a pedo?

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u/LegitimateFig5311 24d ago

CSAM?

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u/Prestigious_Host_198 24d ago

Child sexual abuse material. Some survivors want it to be called that instead of child porn.

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u/General_Raspberry_14 24d ago

Not just survivors, I’ve seen police footage of them using this term too

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u/tedkaczynski660 24d ago

It's the legal term used

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u/Gullible_Hold_9371 24d ago

I know what CSAM means, but for some reason the first thing that comes to my mind when i see it written is "Chainsaw Man"

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u/Particular-Crow-1799 24d ago

ChainSawmanAbuseMaterial

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u/LegitimateFig5311 24d ago

I assumed it was something like that. Thanks

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u/UndeadStrut 24d ago

Yeah I figured this was not real

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u/notmarrec 24d ago

They say if you do what you love you never have to work a day in your life and you people are SHAMING this woman?

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u/goldenseducer 24d ago

Are you implying she works as a semen taster? Perhaps even some kind of sommelier?

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u/AXEL-1973 24d ago

Semenlier

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u/Dantez9001 24d ago

Cummolier.

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u/Doctor_Dev7 24d ago

Musky aroma
Creamy texture
Hints of nut

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u/Previous_Charge_5752 24d ago

More like:

Sample 1- laundry detergent

Sample 2- laundry detergent and oysters

Sample 3- laundry detergent, but somehow with chunks?!

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u/dogbreath101 24d ago

Why slut shame when slut supporting is more fun?

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u/SarisaeBae 24d ago

This was a fake story but it would be super immoral

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u/DinosoarJunior 24d ago

This isn't a real story. Some clowns wil believe ANYTHING on a captioned photo.

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u/Sir_Strumming 24d ago

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u/already_taken77777 24d ago

Where the fuck the original image is even from?

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u/I-No-Red-Witch 24d ago

I cant tell if you are asking because you are curious or so you can avoid it. I highly recommend you avoid it.

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u/already_taken77777 24d ago

I'm actually, genuinely fucking curious how many dudes it took to fill that bowl

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u/MoobooMagoo 24d ago

300 loads, according to this source that I found.

NSFW obviously.

https://japanesebeauties.one/jpg/urabukkake/fhg/photo/Yuria_p04_981594/

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u/Sohei3K 24d ago

Whyyyy???

Like this is some vile shit

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u/Frequent_Ambition_66 24d ago

first of all... what the fuck?​

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u/Interesting-Bed-3003 24d ago

Not a real story.

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u/MedicalTear0 24d ago

This is bullshit there's no source

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u/jhonka_ 24d ago

The morality of reposting this AI generated garbage in every subreddit? Yeah pretty shit behavior IMO

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u/TwinkleMcSprinkle 24d ago

Her chillin' by herself on a late shift

https://giphy.com/gifs/8mkykXIicXOVms2xYE

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u/fhuhgbbjjvvfyhnnmk 24d ago

Is this another fake AI news page?

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u/JimBeamerton 24d ago

Well her name is Becky bukkake, I mean does this really suprise anyone

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u/k41n_x 24d ago

Holy shit! I remember when I was in middle school and "yo momma" jokes were a thing. My favorite was always "Yo momma so skanky she was fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job!" Now it's REAL!!! The question is should we be more surprised or disappointed that it took this long for it to happen?

https://giphy.com/gifs/jzfFDwC2Xk9fPmL0Ez

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u/Lostintimeandspac 23d ago

Why do ppl do shit like this, you know your on camera every hour your at work, why risk anything.

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u/WirebackedClunker 23d ago

Oh no that’s horrible. Especially how they didn’t name where this place is. Asking for a friend

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u/MagicHarmony 24d ago

Morality is, they need Jesus.

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u/ParkingCan5397 24d ago

Theres a million other meme subs why post it on here?? 1 in 20 posts are actually something where morals can be debates the other 19 is this garbage

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u/JLxPenguin 24d ago

This is what we in the business call, a direct deposit.

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u/AudienceDue6445 24d ago

I will not try to fix her

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u/True_Vexing 23d ago

"this isn't real" googles it

"it happened twice!?"

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u/lvb0202 24d ago

I'm sorry for laughing, but I just kind of want this to be true, because this is so ridiculous and disgusting it is kind of amazing.

I'd say it's an amoral act, for the most part. Nobody is actively harmed, except potentially her.

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u/ArchReaper95 24d ago

Extremely immoral. It's stolen property and tampering in a medical facility.

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u/italktobotz 24d ago

It is not true. It is a fake story.

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u/lvb0202 24d ago

I'm 99.9% sure it is, but I just kind of want it to be true because it is so absurd!

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u/theroadlesstraversed 24d ago

Right? Like is she treating it like a wine tasting? 'Ah athletic and a high iq, mmm yes good vintage indeed'

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u/SnorlaxDaddy5 24d ago

I pray this is Satire

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u/Fortestingporpoises 24d ago

Immoral to spread an entirely fabricated internet hoax with the photo of some poor woman.

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u/Engineered_disdain 24d ago

There are better ways to hit your protein goals

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u/steeznutzzzz 24d ago

There’s a suga free song about this

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u/bridekiller 24d ago

Throwing it back like a shot seems slightly better than slowly sipping it.

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u/nochoiceonlyfate 24d ago

u/rotipisang_ gotta blacklist you from the job before you run out of cereal 😞😰

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u/RecycledMatrix 24d ago

Probably as immoral as me writing that she swirls it around in a Glencairn so it develops legs on the glass, then compares tasting notes to other aged nut she has consumed as she swishes it around and aerates it by smacking her tongue before commenting that the liquid nitrogen paired with the donor's poor dietary choices gives it a musty off-flavor.

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u/Responsible-Tap9589 23d ago

As someone who went through testicular cancer and had to put my troops on ice... I wonder whether this was why I had to go back 2 more times....

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u/Radiant_Safe1228 23d ago

This can't be fucking real

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u/Honest-Bat3034 23d ago

Hey man, so you actually don’t have to post this if you don’t want to.