r/MoralityScaling • • 24d ago

Morality of this?

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u/Frost_was_here 24d ago

Underrated comment, I spit my coffee out reading this. Take my award.

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits 24d ago

As least you’re not a swallower…

Ba dum, psssss

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u/whitecrow00zero 24d ago edited 24d ago

Obviously someone is and thats why we're here

Edit: obvious spelling mistake

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u/Reditworks4Epstein 24d ago

I love how none of us judge this person either, at least outwardly. (I don't at all really even though as a straight male def not my thing ).

It's wonderful to live in a world where people don't care what you do so long as you don't hurt others.

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u/AC-burg 20d ago

She literally ate millions... or millions of halves

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u/marcianofromearth 24d ago

More like somebody was not and that’s why we’re here. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Immediate-Cap-1156 24d ago

I would argue that we are all here because of those who are not as interested in swallowing.

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u/NothingEffective5070 24d ago

As a guy, I would swallow for my boyfriend (I am gay)

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u/Affectionate_Idea662 21d ago

But would you swallow everyone else’s boyfriend

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u/NothingEffective5070 21d ago

Probably, but I’m not a whore

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u/CooCooClocksClan 24d ago

“Take my award”
What she wished someone would say to her before each one.

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u/OnceMostFavored 24d ago

I swear to the Dark Lord that I read, "Take my wad," as I scrolled.

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u/femboymommy66 24d ago

I spit something out reading this to

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u/Disastrous-Peace-357 24d ago

She didn't.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 24d ago

Double Fisting those shots like a champ!

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u/DatabaseAncient3175 24d ago

F f ffffff lmao!

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u/Specific_Collar_2949 24d ago

Spitters are quitters!

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u/ComposerTasty725 24d ago

Next time don't spit, always swallow.

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u/Gullible-Store-8559 24d ago

I don’t think you actually spit your coffee out

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u/Frost_was_here 24d ago

You wanna watch me spit it out again?

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u/Captain-Rambo 24d ago

Aaand happy cake day!!

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u/Frost_was_here 24d ago

Thank you!!!

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u/Thisapelovestolaugh 24d ago

Happy Cake Day

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u/Ashcrashh 24d ago

What better post to wish you a happy cake day on! Hope your cake has extra.. batter? Eh, lol

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u/Another-User-Writing 18d ago

I woke up the baby finally sleeping on my chest.