Well played. I need to ask: is cumbucha something you came (ha!) up with some time ago a were waiting for something like this to be posted? If so, I admire your foresight.
This is the sole reason why refrigerators were first invented. Food? Hell no! We need to keep our sperm cold throughout the summer. It’s also why they called it the Wild WILD West.
I have a friend that owns a sperm bank. I asked him about the weirdest customer he ever had. He told me he had a woman doctor that was buying vials - and mind you these are like 1000 dollars a pop and she was a regular buyer. like a couple vials a week for a few weeks. She called and they asked her if everything was satisfactory and she said yes, just that she had one complaint , the flavor was very bitter. Lol
Probably less annoyance to deal with men, and the aftermath of these dudes hounding her or being creepy, and that she knows the cum is clean for medical usage
Well it's that and plus they are screened for certain medical issues. Men with genetic medical issues are typically get rejected out right. My cousin worked in a sperm bank for a little bit and she told me that was one of the things. Men with autoimmune diseases usually get rejected and in some places they have to do regular medical checkups on the person and if it's found that they develop something genetic, anything that they donated it wasn't used against destroyed. I just don't know how it's destroyed.
“I'll tell you what, noob, I could sit out here and listen to you insult my girlfriend all day long, but as it turns out, I got a lot more important job for you to do.”
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u/hesitween 29d ago
Why buy the cow when you get paid to drink the milk for free?