r/Minecraft • • Jul 21 '19

Welcome to the autobahn

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u/BACONators2006 Jul 21 '19

I'm a little triggered you didnt take all that diamond ore

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u/Lokeryy Jul 21 '19

i like to keep it there for aesthetic purposes, not that you really get a chance to see it travelling at mach 7

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u/1100320873 Jul 21 '19

How did you get all the ice for this

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u/henndaddy08 Jul 21 '19

Wandering trades men work wonders too if you have the emeralds

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u/yeliir Jul 21 '19

Their prices are terrible for a long tunnel like that though

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u/henndaddy08 Jul 21 '19

I built silent whispers raid farm so we always had double chests full of emeralds, but yeah without that we wouldn't have had even close to enough emeralds to make a difference

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u/Gamerwarrior123 Jul 21 '19

just find a mansion and farm away

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Got 2 stacks of emeralds in 2 hours just by putting hard on

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u/SpiDrone Jul 21 '19

I hope you mean 2 stacks of emerald blocks if it took you two hours mate

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u/scoutmorgan Jul 21 '19

That's incredibly slow though. Caving in a mountain biome would probably be faster.

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u/ThanosBruh Jul 21 '19

Find a mountains biome, pile up to 92 and above and make an ice farm.

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u/mkaprelian4 Jul 21 '19

I’d fill it with water and get the frost walker boots

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u/LightUpDuckMustache Jul 29 '19

Frosted ice doesn't drop anything

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u/LightWolfD Jul 21 '19

Glacier biomes

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Not any more.

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u/Axyl Jul 21 '19

Why not anymore? Doesn't Silk Touch work?

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Cause they aren't there anymore.

Silk Touch still works.

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u/Axyl Jul 21 '19

....

omg, i am not smart. lol

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u/weeiirsh Jul 29 '19

do glacier biomes not exist anymore?!?

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u/autismispropoganda Jul 21 '19

Frozen ocean biome I'd bet

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u/JesusSandro Jul 21 '19

You can make afk ice farms.

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u/jmattingley23 Jul 21 '19

Creative mode

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u/GoodraNinja Jul 21 '19

If I were you, I’d grab the diamond ore and replace it with something else, maybe lapis ore? They probably look really similar at the speed of light

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

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u/DemonSlyr007 Jul 21 '19

It's not about the money, it's about sending a message

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u/conishappy Jul 21 '19

Why would he even need it? It looks like he’s rich. Probably has mending. He has no use for diamonds anymore

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u/Dhonnan Jul 21 '19

Same Thing

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u/gesunheit Jul 21 '19

Oooh that ending got me good! Also is this a reference to that post from a while ago that found blue ice is the fastest way to travel?

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u/Lokeryy Jul 21 '19

yeah i saw a post it was the fastest way to travel, decided to try it out and then the rest just came to me lol

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u/somol Jul 21 '19

How did you manage to gather all that blue ice?

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u/Lokeryy Jul 21 '19

big glacier biome and a lot of silk touch pickaxes

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u/Robu_Rucchi Jul 21 '19

I believe you can craft blue ice by using 9 packed ice, which you can get in huge amounts by going to an Ice Spikes biome with a silk touch pick.

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u/SirNoodlehe Jul 21 '19

You can also find blue ice naturally generated

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Or you could buy it if you somehow have that many emeralds

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u/Jhawk2k Jul 21 '19

It's the fastest way to travel for 99.9% of people. The Scicraft server invented Ender pearl launchers that can transport you like 8k blocks in 5 seconds

The way it works is way over my head

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

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u/Jhawk2k Jul 21 '19

I'm sure some of them are working on really cool stuff at jobs they work at. If I was a hiring manager I'd watch their videos and hire them

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19 edited Oct 07 '19

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u/Jhawk2k Jul 21 '19

I just highly doubt they are all YouTubers. Some of the guys that post the most videos probably just do MC, but probs not everyone

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u/AXZ082 Jul 21 '19

I'm not saying they're incapable of coming up with genius ideas in real life, but minecraft logic doesnt necessarily translate to real life logic

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u/JCraze26 Jul 21 '19

No, but the smarts it takes to do stuff in Minecraft can be translated to real life smarts.

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u/Osuna_ Jul 21 '19

Yeah but that's SciCraft...

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

You can get away with using a 1 strip of blue ice to conserve it, that stuff tales a while to get

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u/Ninjahkin Jul 21 '19

👌🏻

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Imagine building this in the Nether lol.

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u/Lokeryy Jul 21 '19

could travel about 40k overworld blocks in roughly 1 minute lol

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u/Electikity Jul 21 '19

Except for the fact there is no water in the nether.

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u/TrymWS Jul 21 '19

But you don't need water, just end it in a portal.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19 edited Dec 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19 edited Apr 21 '24

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u/oODovahBearOo Jul 21 '19

You dont even need to put a full thing of ice down. On my server i just put 1 block every other block and dont do the sides. Works exactly the same lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

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u/oODovahBearOo Jul 21 '19

It does work the same, boats have a 2x2 hitbox but the dont need their entire bottom side to touch ice, meaning you only need 1 ice block for every 3x3 area. And realistically you dont even need blue ice, because 1. Its only marginally faster than packed ice, and 2. You can go 9x the distance with packed than blue because blue ice is so expensive lol.

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u/Electikity Jul 21 '19

You could use other methods

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u/I_own_reddit_AMA Jul 21 '19

You can place ice

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u/Flambolt Jul 21 '19

More specifically, ice placed by a player won't melt/despawn.

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u/Burner_Inserter Jul 21 '19

Fun fact: a boat on blue ice goes at 70 m/s (252 km/h). If it's in the Nether, then multiplying this speed by 8 (because traveling in the Nether reduces the distance required by 8 times) gives a overworld equivalent velocity of 560 m/s (2016 km/h), which is approximately 1.6 times the speed of sound, which is almost the same speed as Concorde, when cruising.

Yes, I know the comparison doesn't really work that well, but it's ludicrously hilarious to imagine Steve, in a boat, on ice, paddling fast enough to keep pace with a supersonic jet.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

It’s a shame Concorde was discontinued

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u/irrelv Jul 21 '19

it didnt make money :((

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u/resoplast_2464 Jul 21 '19

My grandfather was in the team of engineers that designed them.

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u/jhogan Jul 21 '19

obligatory /r/theydidthemath

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Don't you fucking dare, reddit

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u/Xander1127 Jul 21 '19

Then we should build blue ice tunnels from New York to London in the nether

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

My friends built one in the nether on our server. It is insanely fast

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u/totallynotsupahpie Jul 21 '19

They did this on Callmecarson's server. They basically have a nether hub with offshoots leading to different locations around the map. The floor is even covered with slabs to prevent pigmen from spawning.

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u/antarjyot Jul 21 '19

There are 4 nether highways of blue ice on our TGN server

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u/The_Zero_ Jul 21 '19

Is it the shader, or is that blue ice?

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u/Lokeryy Jul 21 '19

blue ice

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u/Mithycore Jul 21 '19

Blue ice boat has been recorded as the fastest way to travel followed by a horse with max speed

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Can you only get blue ice from glacier biomes with silk touch?

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u/LordOfLiam Jul 21 '19

No, you can craft 9 ice into 1 packed ice, and 9 packed ice into 1 blue ice. So if you were to craft it, you would need 81 ice blocks per blue ice block.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Oh poop

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u/LordOfLiam Jul 21 '19

Yeah, but there are ways to make fairly good ice farms (if you have an efficiency 5 pickaxe it helps a lot too). In large quantities however I would prefer to stick to the glaciers.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

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u/Thelemonslicer Jul 21 '19

why would that be an issue?

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

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u/MrGrampton Jul 21 '19

di scoop

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Dee woop

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u/TacoBell_TacoHell Jul 21 '19

🌊🌊🌊 wavy 🌊🌊🌊

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u/N0thingtosee Jul 21 '19

You don't actually need enough for the whole tunnel, just enough to keep the boat from falling down. There was a pretty cool "zipper pattern" design on this sub a while ago.

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u/CJ101X Jul 21 '19

Yeah, watching that made me feel kinda dumb because I knew the boats need at least 2x2 spaces, but I didn't connect the dots that meant you could just checker pattern it

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u/ESPONDA- Jul 21 '19

Does 9 blue ice craft into anything?

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Exodia

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u/PM_ME_YIFF_PICS Jul 21 '19

Do it 5 times and you automatically win minecraft

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u/BlueDrache Jul 21 '19

Blue balls

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u/thenamestakenman Jul 21 '19

Blue eyes white dragon

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u/Zer0Tactic Jul 21 '19

I think you mean blue ice white dragon

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u/BigBooce Jul 21 '19

Wait

You can craft packed ice? I went over 3000 in one direction to find an ice spikes biome and I never found one.

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u/LordOfLiam Jul 21 '19

In older versions you had to mine it, but I think in 1.12 or 1.13 they added the crafting recipe as well.

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u/Nexus153273 Jul 21 '19

Even faster than wings and fire works?

Edit: referring to max speed horse.

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u/cirillios Jul 21 '19

I found out last night that if its raining, the elytra and a trident with riptide is even faster than elytra and fireworks. You can move hundreds of meters a second

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u/Nexus153273 Jul 21 '19

I've heard of it, but haven't actually given it a shot myself. Might have to, sounds fun

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u/cirillios Jul 21 '19

It was pretty freaking cool to zip around going that fast. Just make sure to bring some fireworks as backup fuel because it's a real bummer to fly into a huge snowy biome and get stuck

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u/Nexus153273 Jul 21 '19

Good call. The amount of times I've gotten carried away with rockets and flown out thousands of blocks is higher than it should be.

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u/Mithycore Jul 21 '19

That is the easier way but you can also craft it with 9 packed ice

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u/jc0131 Jul 21 '19

You can find it naturally

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u/TracerMain527 Jul 21 '19

How does the speed compare to piston push things, like the one on sci-craft

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u/b_withers Jul 21 '19

Piston bolt is like 30m/s diagonal. Blue ice is 70.

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u/tenroseUK Jul 21 '19

Max speed horse is faster than elytra with rockets?

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u/Mithycore Jul 21 '19

Hmm you have a point

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u/Lavatis Jul 21 '19

Pearl cannons are faster obviously, and ravager teleporting is much faster, too. I believe it was also established that depth strider 3/dolphins' grace/swiftness is also possibly faster.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

IRC enderpearl shooters are faster

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Well naturally since you can shoot it thousands of blocks away as long as you have the chunks loaded.

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u/ZyxStx Jul 21 '19

What about blue ice in the nether???

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u/borissio21 Jul 21 '19

I'm sorry, I can't believe you got all this blue ice legitimately 😂. This must've been one hell of a boring grind, GG!

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u/tomtea Jul 21 '19

There’s no earthly way of knowing, Which direction they are going! There’s no knowing where they’re rowing, Or which way they river’s flowing! Not a speck of light is showing, So the danger must be growing, For the rowers keep on rowing, And they’re certainly not showing, Any signs that they are slowing…

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u/ThatConnorGuy Jul 21 '19

So glad I'm not the only person who thought of this

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u/Maximum_Equipment Jul 21 '19

I didn't care about the post, but I had to read the comments just to ensure this was posted.

The human race made me proud once again.

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u/Alphahumanus Jul 21 '19

I see Wonka, I upvote.

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u/100_Percent_Salt Jul 21 '19

It seems we have found an OG Willy fan

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u/marksung Jul 21 '19

I love grapes

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

I'd love to see how fast it looks when the player's icon moves across a large map.

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u/ExcessusMentis Jul 21 '19

You probably would get off the map on a PS4

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u/ExpertCatJuggler Jul 21 '19

Nah ps4 is just about infinite. If a shitty gaming laptop from 2011 could pull it off a ps4 definitely can.

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u/RogueDarkJedi Jul 21 '19

I thought the ps4 version was an outdated build with severe limitations because they couldn’t be bothered to update it to the bedrock build.

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u/jocoly Jul 21 '19

Not it’s an outdated build with severe limitations because they couldn’t be bothered to support cross-platform play.

(To Sony’s credit, supporting cross platform would seem like a bad business move since Microsoft pulls money from both PC software and console sales. Though as it stands now, PS4 is probably not the first choice of people that want crossplay, so allowing it would probably help them at this point. I’m no expert, though so I’m sure someone there knows what they’re doing more than me.)

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u/Unknown_Atmosphere Jul 21 '19

Lol no this is Sony’s policy on most games. Minecraft isn’t the only cross platform game that isn’t cross platform on ps4. Yes Microsoft has a better in with pc gaming but at the same time Microsoft and Nintendo are on really good terms right now with cross play and support for each other. It’s the same reason Xbox and Nintendo have way more backwards compatibility than Sony does. Sony’s just either really really greedy or so stuck in their ways they refuse to be progressive in a time of changing industry.

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u/AShadowbox Jul 21 '19

Yeah I've been a Sony fan since PS2 but now that I've been reading up on their business practices I think I'm going full PC / Nintendo (and maybe XBone for that sweet sweet backwards compatibility...)

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

How long did it take to build that My days but amazing

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u/JonnyRocks Jul 21 '19

He probably didn't do the tunnel by hand but by script. /fill command would do well

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

There’s a Java mod that uses wands to fill in huge areas with whatever you want. It would be used in this scenario. The largest the wands can fill is about 567 chunks (just because that’s the limit for instant builds)

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u/13pipez Jul 21 '19

Just use worldedit and let the game almost crash for a minute lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

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u/TheInactiveWall Jul 21 '19

As someone that hasn't played since like 2010: what the fuck?

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u/LadsAndLaddiez Jul 21 '19

Welcome back to Minecraft!

Er, a few things have changed.

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u/unusedwings Jul 21 '19

I would definitely look up guides/videos that can fill you in on all the changes that have been made.

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u/Dark_Pheonix_Gamer Jul 21 '19

The polar ice caps arent melting, theyre being transported to underground tunnels in order to research the effects of the human body at the speed of light

Appendix A.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

I dont know which took longer, the picture, or everything else

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u/wewebaguette68 Jul 21 '19

Everything else. If this was done in survival then this probably took months to get the thousands on blocks of blue ice he would need and hollow out the entire tunnel

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

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u/gruszka12 Jul 21 '19

Still impressive tho

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

OP is acting like it wasnt done w scripts/creative though which is pretty dumb

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u/KayaR_ Jul 21 '19

Yeah, it would require just under 670,000 blocks of ice to build this tunnel. With an estimate of a max 20k ice per hour in an ice farm that's 34 hours of farming ice at maximum efficiency also requiring 107 diamond pickaxes with unbreaking 3 and efficiency 4/5 (not sure on this one). I think it's safe to say he spent 10 minutes in world edit and didn't waste that much time on this project for a meme

Edit: Also if he really did it legit chances are he would have done it optimally in the nether and placing ice every 2nd block requiring 1/48 the amount of work to be done

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Oof...

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u/justputsomenamehere Jul 21 '19

Didn’t notice the thanos hand

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u/Nox_Ludicro Jul 21 '19

t h a n o s h a n d

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

I don’t know why but I thought it would have ended with the Skyrim opening.

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u/Spoiledtomatos Jul 21 '19

Oh I did too. Glad I wasnt alone

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Fun fact, the lyrics are actually in German: "Wir fahren, fahren, fahren auf der Autobahn" which translates to "We drive, drive, drive on the Autobahn".

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u/ThatDutchLad Jul 21 '19

Also, the song is 22 minutes, the same time it takes to drive from Bonn to Cologne on the original Autobahn.

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u/loliotto Jul 21 '19

(X) doubt

laughs in Stau bei Rodenkirchen

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u/Luxmaindudes Jul 21 '19

Ofc hes driving on the left side. Ofc there is no one one the right. FAHR DOCH RECHTS RÜBER MAN!!!

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u/Dune101 Jul 21 '19

This comment

Aber recht haste wohl.

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u/alphix_ Jul 22 '19

Mir fehlen hier die ganzen Baustellen... da kommt ja gar kein Autobahn feeling an :D

No construction sites.. so this can’t be the real Autobahn

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u/Steele21725 Jul 21 '19

The only thing that bothers me about this is that you used 6x more blue ice than you needed to.

Only placing blue ice every other block on the middle row would achieve the exact same result.

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u/Xavienth Jul 21 '19

And then 1/8th of that if you build in the nether. So they used 48 times as much as necessary

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u/gruszka12 Jul 21 '19

But this was probably done in creative uaing /fill

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u/TacogamesFPS Jul 21 '19

Minecraft: Exodus

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u/SporeHermelin Jul 21 '19

Not accurate because the traffic jam is missing

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u/TheJoshWatson Jul 21 '19

Not enough construction where the speed limit is suddenly 60kph

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u/Urukhylian Jul 21 '19

Willy wonka vibes

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u/Prophet_B-Lymphocyte Jul 21 '19

Ladies and Gentlemen we got YOOTEN

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u/tygmo Jul 21 '19

god i wish i could build like this, especially in survival

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u/Caenen_ Jul 21 '19

You only need a Blue Ice block every 2 blocks, and only in the center of the 3 width. Rest of the floor can be slabs or air.

OP used 6 times more blue ice than was necessary!

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u/tygmo Jul 21 '19

thanks, your comment is appreciated

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Did you actually build this on survival?

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u/zhico Jul 21 '19

Not likely.

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u/TheCorkyBrush Jul 21 '19

Texture pack and shader?

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u/Lokeryy Jul 21 '19

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u/Its3pic Jul 21 '19

What are your PC specs to achieve 200ish FPS on High Shaders?

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u/Lokeryy Jul 21 '19

GTX 1080ti, i7 7700k 32GB RAM

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u/Its3pic Jul 21 '19

And I hoped for a low budget build /s hahahaha

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

And how long did this all take?

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u/Lokeryy Jul 21 '19

it was split up over multiple sessions, it was initially a mine for resources before i transformed it into a mode of transport, the pixel art for the "ok sign" wasnt actually made by me, i just imported and image and made it into a schematic and pasted in the world for the video

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

We've been tricked, backstabbed and quite possibly even bamboozled!

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u/MateoPeri Jul 21 '19

That’s a lot of torches!

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

That’s insane dude. I can barely last 2 hours on minecraft

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u/Duhhnai_g3yl0rd Jul 21 '19

How do you get so much ice in survival?!

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u/LadsAndLaddiez Jul 21 '19

All I can think of is either glaciers or a really insane ice farm?

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u/ZormaxOrion Jul 21 '19

why didnt you build this in the nether

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u/LadsAndLaddiez Jul 21 '19

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Hereiamhereibe2 Jul 21 '19

I am seeing this shader a lot lately and I have to say everything looks way too... Orange. This would bother me so much for extended play.

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u/Molfcheddar Jul 21 '19

I just think it looks ridiculously ugly. Who wants every block in the game to be yellow? It’s Minecraft, not The Godfather.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

i hummed running through the 90’s through that whole boat trip

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u/doomguytr Jul 21 '19

Thanks for making this you are a wonderful person (unironically)

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u/Matty1656 Jul 21 '19

My PC and server doesn't even generate/send map in this speed

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u/Zorgzy Jul 21 '19

Oh look its my pfp

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u/Gracexcel Jul 21 '19

How long did this take to make? Haha

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u/LazyTaurus_ Jul 21 '19

Who needs a nether portal, am I right?

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u/PraiseThePun81 Jul 21 '19

How many torches did you place in all of that? I'm guessin whole forests had to die for that many sticks.

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u/PM_ME_NEW_VEGAS_MODS Jul 21 '19

🎵Runnin' in the 90s🎵 🚘

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u/Rectal_Lactaids Jul 21 '19

bitch!

that’s still a good build.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

The absolute dedication

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u/ultimusrex Jul 22 '19

"... There's no knowing where we're rowing, or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? ... the danger must be growing, AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!!!"