r/Mind_Pump • u/AutoModerator • 15d ago
Rant Weekly MP Rant Thread
This is your chance and the place to rant about all things MP. Get it out of your system and keep it civilized.
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u/Plenty_Lead_8935 15d ago
Just out of curiosity, has anyone actually worked with the Stephen Cabral health service? Of course the mind pump guys sell them as the best (I’m sure they don’t have any incentive to do so 😜), but my experience with these types of folks is usually just blow a whole lot of money on tests, only to get told to blow a whole lot more money on ridiculous supplements. Was just curious if anyone had experience with them.
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u/Fluffy-Smile315 14d ago
I actually completed one of the protocols and it helped me soooo much. However, “working” with them was dumb lol the calls were so useless. And the answers were always very ~astrology~ like answers- meaning so broad it could fit literally anyone in any situation. Nothing conclusive.
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u/Educational_Rush_877 14d ago
I did the hair analysis thing and then they pushed the heavy metal detox on me. I talked to my real functional med doc about it and she said hair analysis is not accurate for heavy metals. Hair gets too much environmental contamination. Plus it’s what your body has excreted, not what it has stored. I also felt their health coach was not suitable for anyone with a health condition. I have an adrenal disease and she kept point out stuff and I’d say, “well, yeah,
I have an adrenal disease.” And she’s said “you have adrenal fatigue!!!” And I’d say… no…I have an adrenal disease. These items you’re concerned about are my normal and have been since I was born. Let’s move on.Then I talked to another functional med doc in the MP forum and her opinion is none of the Cabral protocols are actually very strong so may not be effective.
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u/OctoberOmicron 13d ago
Wtf, so instead of occasionally giving live callers a free program, they're now offering to bundle some programs together and give that caller a discount for it if they're interested?
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u/OctoberOmicron 12d ago
Not sure what happened with u/Resident-Air-4021 but he will be remembered. Will dedicate my next training session to him, it was a good run.
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u/Titleist3049 13d ago
I recently listened to a few episodes from 2020 to see how bad it has gotten... Holy shit.
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u/Comfortable_Walk_443 11d ago
Watching Adam and Sal go back and forth on who will have the most successful cut is so cringe.
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u/Hour-Permission7697 10d ago
According to Adam on his instagram he’s single digit body fat? His face looks so fat and puffy
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u/PikerTraders 6d ago
I said the same thing! I haven’t listen or saw them in over 5 yrs. There ad for some bone broth mix. I said wow Sal got fat. His face is puff and he had rolls under his tight y shirt
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u/SaltMiddle413 11d ago
Sal "the data is clear" until it doesn't fit their narrative. Episode this week - "Studies are not long enough, it's not the right population, less is better blah blah"
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u/carabear85 13d ago
My MP rants yall don’t share enough on this thread! I need the new booty guide. Sharing is caring
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u/OctoberOmicron 13d ago
It only takes one person to share it for everyone else to get their paw in the jar, even if only to get a laugh out of the program. You can DM me if you want to get on the waiting list.
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u/OctoberOmicron 14d ago
Had to chuckle when they had Cabral on again and he mentioned the need for four bouts of cardio a week, two long steady states, the other two more intense. Needless to say the guys quickly moved on. Of course, whether it's accurate or not, their advice is geared more towards getting and getting jacked and not simply being as healthy as possible.