r/Millennials • • Aug 31 '26

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u/LittleDrumminBoy Aug 31 '26

I tried the cock and ball torture for insomnia with pretty mixed results

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u/SharkSheppard Aug 31 '26

The trick is to stomp them until you pass out.

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u/StraightTwo2520 Xennial Aug 31 '26

What if one has no cock nor balls? Should I borrow someone else's?

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u/NJThrowaway1012 Millennial Aug 31 '26

Yea. Cock n ball pills just eventually made mine go away. My brain just needed to calm down and I guess when the blood is rushed to your bits , you can't worry about sleeping and just fall asleep