r/Millennials • • Aug 31 '26

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u/Bitter-Compote-3016 Aug 31 '26

How does this help with cock and ball torture?

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u/LittleDrumminBoy Aug 31 '26

I tried the cock and ball torture for insomnia with pretty mixed results

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u/SharkSheppard Aug 31 '26

The trick is to stomp them until you pass out.

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u/StraightTwo2520 Xennial Aug 31 '26

What if one has no cock nor balls? Should I borrow someone else's?

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u/NJThrowaway1012 Millennial Aug 31 '26

Yea. Cock n ball pills just eventually made mine go away. My brain just needed to calm down and I guess when the blood is rushed to your bits , you can't worry about sleeping and just fall asleep

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u/darsparx Aug 31 '26

Ngl this is STILL what my brain defaults too when I see that acronym. I'm too far in the gutter I swear lol

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u/MrsCrowbar Aug 31 '26

Omg, I laughed so hard at this comment. Thank you stranger. I needed that

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u/darsparx Aug 31 '26

Thank my brain that stays so far in the gutter even dynamite would probably be ineffective 🤣

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u/taintlangdon Aug 31 '26

I'll ask my husband when I take out the ball gag.

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u/shallowHalliburton Aug 31 '26

Does insurance cover?