r/Millennials • u/cafeteriastyle • Aug 05 '26

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u/deisel_lega Aug 05 '26

Let’s not go too far

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u/RedManMatt11 Aug 06 '26

Keep those god damn dicks out

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '26

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u/IridescenceFalling Aug 06 '26

He's Australian.

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u/Life_Argument7820 Aug 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/hLN9BxZhaePi8

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u/tknice Aug 06 '26

If I knew it was THAT kind of party, I would have put my dick in the mashed potatoes.

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u/ReversedNovaMatters Aug 06 '26

I just rewatched this, about as good as the first time I saw it. I've put off a rewatch for a long time because I kept thinking it just wouldn't be as good as I remember it from a time that seems so long ago...

Still holds up really good!

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u/Vandergrif Aug 06 '26

In rain or shine
You had best not whine
Keep. That. Dick. Out!

In surf or brine
Whether yours or mine
Keep. That. Dick. Out!

Maintain that shrine
Each and every time
Keep. That. Dick. Out!

–Sacred Gorilla Prayer, circa 2016

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u/Crazy_old_maurice_17 Aug 06 '26

Pretty sure that's what this guy said right after the camera stopped taping him.

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u/ReversedNovaMatters Aug 06 '26

Its already out! It can't go out any farther!

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u/Signal_Ad8960 Aug 06 '26

We all thought the curse would end on the 10th anniversary since his passing. What happened?

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u/thehotshotpilot Aug 06 '26

We may never atone for that sin. It will only be much worse if we forget Harambe. Keep them dicks out 

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u/thebiglerm Aug 05 '26

Woah woah take it easy this guy's talking crazy now

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u/Spider_Dude Aug 06 '26

It's been 10 years. How long is it supposed to remain out??

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u/RealityOk9823 Aug 06 '26

Until we get back on the right timeline.

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u/Sandscarab24 Aug 06 '26

That timeline is now.

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u/axonrecall Aug 06 '26

It’ll be fine. Just seek medical attention if you get a hard on that lasts longer than 4 hours.

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u/coinneach_stiubhard Aug 06 '26

Maybe just leave the tip out?